council facelift

a council facelift is a ponytail so tight it prevents facial expression

a council facelift is a ponytail usually worn by the lower social classes, trailer trash, tramps, chavs and pondlife. woman that think a tight face is classy but cannot afford surgery or botox

by Mr Pink666 September 24, 2006

fackbird

1. n. a type of bird that continually facks. it screeches and yells and sings continually roaming from room to room.

2. v. to have a fackbird harming you physically or psychologically

1. "Oh man did you see fackbird?"
"are you kidding, how could i have missed fackbird roaming around all loud running up and down the hallway?"

2. Oh man, you just got fackbirded. You should probably go see your shrink.

by rpark008 May 4, 2009

Fack Depression

The feeling of being upset yet happy at the same time over the ship of Finn Wolfhard and Jack Dylan Grazer (other wise known as Fack ) as they may be acting cute together or that they may not exist or, which is already true, are perfect for each other and it’s so perfect that it hurts. Symptoms include no sleep, not eating, not talking to anyone, heartaches and Depression in general ( the kind that makes you feel too happy that it leaves you sad.)

Person 1: “Woah you look aweful what happened to you? Did you not sleep again?”
Person 2: “Nope I’m just suffering from Fack Depression at the moment.”
Person 1: “Damn good luck recovering.”
Person 2: “Heheh thanks I’ll need it...”

by facklover2701 August 11, 2018

fackuracy

When something is so facking spot on, #theaccuracy is just not enough to express it!

Them: Why does Del Taco always hit best after a lit night out?
Me: The Fackuracy tho

by ItsJRBetch January 23, 2020

Faceless Void

A Scourge hero from Defense of the Ancients, a custom map on the popular game Warcraft III. He is a carry hero, meaning that his early game is tough but will excel during late game. His ultimate, Chronosphere, is a gamebreaker. If used badly Void will get raped up the ass D:

Me(faceless void): Alright guys I will be farming till I have a bfly, Heart, and buriza. No problems right?
Teammates: FUCK YOU!

by MankMoon October 19, 2008

Fackin' Diddy Donuts

A sort of food that is ordered by Neg, a famous Australian TV show celebrity who is famous for his Urban Sports on the show "Balls of Steel". This food is ordered when Neg plays "Urban Spriting", where he escapes from stores stealing items with security tags on them, trying to evade from the Security Guards, while to reach the nearest fast-food burger restaurant.

"I'll have 6 whoppahs, 2 double cheesburgers, and some FACKIN' DIDDY DONUTS."

by DiddyDonutsFTW September 4, 2009

fack

How a person from the Boston/New England area says the F word.

What the fack? This ain't chowda.

by D-Bizzle January 11, 2004