eyeless jack

The sexiest kidney eater to ever exist holy hell you definitely want to bring lube.

"Gah, Eyeless Jack is so desu...."

by Memetaculr October 14, 2016

Eyedea

Underground white rapper. Friends are Slug, LMNO, and a few others. Eyedea's hugest highlight is appearing in Blazing Battles '96 in Detroit and defeating MCs such as Eminem, E-dub, and Shells.

Eyedea some day will grow up to be well-known

by Beedub September 10, 2003

Eyesex

To lock eyes with someone, and in that moment of connection, undoubtedly knowing you two both wanna get freaky.

Holy shit mayne, me and that girl just had eyesex. She totally wants it.

by sglass337 December 16, 2008

Eleceed

A Korean Webcomic/Manhwa about a kid with named Jiwoo Seo, who gets stronger due to his, cat?

Hey dude did you read the new Eleceed episode yesterday?

by Zsoodi July 21, 2021

eyeservice

When an employee pretends to be working hard only when his boss is watching. Basically, he starts working only when the boss comes walking by..

Jim had the ultimate sinecure. As a call center worker for a company that more resembled the governmental bureaucracy than a competitive firm, he got to play Yahoo Checkers all day, and whenever his boss came by he switched to eyeservice mode, quickly pressing alt+tab and staring at a spreadsheet, while saying "Hmmm... we've logged 37% today and ... uhh... oh hi Sir, I hope you're having a splendid day!"

Boss: "why I'm doing fine. Thank you. And how are those call logs coming a long?"

Employee: "Oh, they're pretty good. My rankin...I mean my sorting algorithm works fine now."

Boss: "Great, well, I'll see you around then. "

Employee: "See you around.... *alt+tab* (mumbling) ... dammit I'm outta time and my ranking went down to 1370.. "

by Adel7 September 4, 2007

eyecandy

Something that is nice to look at.
Candy for the eye.

Man that car is some serious eyecandy

by That person you know June 21, 2006

eyesex

the act of two persons eyes meeting and usually has a clear indication that they are "undressing each other with their eyes"; always has a sexual tendency. Definately able to excite and arouse all that participate.

"Michelle and Christian were totally having eyesex on the way to chemistry today; just look at the bulge in his pants!"

by none of your businesss May 1, 2008