Person 1: Damn! Lizzie is such a nice person, she is beautiful, too! I wonder if she would like to have dinner with me...
Person 2: Sorry, bro. I hate to break it to you, but she is exosexual, so, unless you are an alien, go find someone else.
Person 2: Sorry, bro. I hate to break it to you, but she is exosexual, so, unless you are an alien, go find someone else.
by FrStrat December 20, 2022
Get the exosexual mug.A person who consistently turns up at scooterist related events and rallies, with no scooter.
They may well relate merry tales such as 'scooter is in the workshop/broken down/being done up/lent out', although the truth is, (even if they own a scooter at all) they have no intention of going to scooter events on a scooter as a car/van are more convenient and mean they can also fill the campsite with chav-tat such as generators/gazebos and BBQs.
They may use minor injuries (long ago healed) or family members/children as an excuse.
They may well relate merry tales such as 'scooter is in the workshop/broken down/being done up/lent out', although the truth is, (even if they own a scooter at all) they have no intention of going to scooter events on a scooter as a car/van are more convenient and mean they can also fill the campsite with chav-tat such as generators/gazebos and BBQs.
They may use minor injuries (long ago healed) or family members/children as an excuse.
In the 80's for 6 months the scooter-excuse did a few local rallies on a scooter, then they disappeared for 20 years and here they are again -patches covering their flight jackets -none of which they have been to or ridden to- big on talk, small on content.
Opinion on anything technical/engineering should only be taken at your peril as they know less than a 16 year old on a twist and go.
Opinion on anything technical/engineering should only be taken at your peril as they know less than a 16 year old on a twist and go.
by terry fuckwitt1 July 20, 2011
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This is the excuse one comes up with the morning after they stayed out late watching a sporting advent, or went out and partied to hard. Often a lame , last minuted excuse that no one buys into. More than likely excessive drinking, and cocaine have a role in ones lifestyle.
Joe's morning after excuse was weak as usual. Obviously the Eagles played last night.
Papa doesn't even need a morning after excuse. He reeks of liquor.
Papa doesn't even need a morning after excuse. He reeks of liquor.
by 7mary3 September 16, 2014
Get the Morning After Excuse mug.Full name Eusebio da Silva Ferreira. Born in Mozambique. Kidnapped to Portugal. Became a legend in Soccer.
He scored 638 goals in 614 games for Benfica!
He was the top scorer in the 1966 World Cup with 9 goals!
He scored 638 goals in 614 games for Benfica!
He was the top scorer in the 1966 World Cup with 9 goals!
Eusebio and Pele are nicknamed the Black Diamonds.
by Soccerfan123454321 October 23, 2011
Get the Eusebio mug.1. Full of enthusiasm: Full of happy high spirits and vitality.
2. Abundant: growing in great abundance or profusion.
3. Lavish: Lavish or elaborate, often to the point of being excessive.
2. Abundant: growing in great abundance or profusion.
3. Lavish: Lavish or elaborate, often to the point of being excessive.
by Jafje April 5, 2007
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Playing FortressCraft on Xbox Live.
Me: Lucky why did you dig a whole into our base
Lucky: No I didn't
Me: Lucky theres a huge hole in the floor
Lucky: Ya but that wasn't me
Reaper: You just came out of the hole
Lucky: Ya but I didn't make it
Me: But you just came out of a hole and no one was even there
Lucky: Hey guys have a pretty good base
Me: Lucky just shut up
5 Minutes later we discovered a large amount of tunnels below our base. To this date Lucky still denies making the tunnels And continues to make more Lucky Excuses evreyday
Me: Lucky why did you dig a whole into our base
Lucky: No I didn't
Me: Lucky theres a huge hole in the floor
Lucky: Ya but that wasn't me
Reaper: You just came out of the hole
Lucky: Ya but I didn't make it
Me: But you just came out of a hole and no one was even there
Lucky: Hey guys have a pretty good base
Me: Lucky just shut up
5 Minutes later we discovered a large amount of tunnels below our base. To this date Lucky still denies making the tunnels And continues to make more Lucky Excuses evreyday
by Pimped out pantry June 29, 2011
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