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explosive datarrhea

used to describe when a computer or game console "crashes' to a point that it is no longer usable, or only usable if the operating system is reinstalled; or in cases of game consoles repairs need to be made that are more expensive than the console is worth. The crash usually results in corruption of all files on the device, making any efforts to get them back useless.
Dude!! I think a virus gave my PC explosive datarrhea, it blue screened all over the place.

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My PS3 has explosive datarrhea, I can't get updates, and now it won't even turn on.
by grizzlyjack May 22, 2010
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nathan explosion

Nathan Explosion is the lead singer in the ficticious band, Dëthkløk. He is voiced by Brendan Small. He is pretty stupid and always speaks in a low guttural tone. He is obsessed with everything dark and brutal.
Manager: Ok, so you want to re re re re re record the album, in the ocean, in ... ok, I see

Nathan Explosion: No! Not in the ocean! Inside the ocean. In the heaviest, deepest, most brutal part, the Mariana TREEEEEEEENCH
by Not a bumble bee April 16, 2007
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Emotion Explosion

When you go for weeks being insulted and humiliated, but it doesn't phase you. Then, unexpectedly, you get angry about everything that happened to you previously, and feel like punching something.
Hey, stay away from him, he's having an emotion explosion.
by TimothyClover September 7, 2010
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PESE (Pre-Exam Shit Explosion)

A condition for individuals who get extremely nervous right before taking an exam or test. The anxiety is so severe that they feel as though they need to run to the bathroom to take a shit before going forth with the exam.
Alex was suffering from PESE (Pre-Exam Shit Explosion) before the Physic's final exam.
by Crista&Sasha January 20, 2006
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Nuclear Explosive Diarrhea

Diarrhea so powerful it instantly destroys your toilet, and tears a small hole in the space time continuim. It is like (Diarrhea) except it's flow is near unstoppable by any mortal being. It is very powerful, and can occour at anytime. Is usually unexpected, and can leave one with large holes in their pants. When this occours, one should immediatly head to the nearest washroom, or atleast away from any public place. Usually requires 5 or 6 rolls of toilet paper to clean up. Beware that this may be re-occuring, and if it is, make sure you visit a doctor A.S.A.P. for this can leave you dehydrated and may cause you to lose up to 130 pounds.
After that night of eating 400 pounds of jalapeno peppers, i had an extreme case of Nuclear Explosive Diarrhea. At first i thought it was regular explosive diarrhea, but then i noticed a large portal around me, and i noticed a deadly aroma that ended up killing 600,000 unsuspecting people.
by Dr. Ryan Currie Sucks! May 13, 2005
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Explosive Diarrhea

To have diarrhea that is so compact and air tight in your anal cavity, that as soon is your buns touch the seat, your asshole explodes like a 12-gauge shotgun and you can hear the cries of 1000 virgins as the shit flies from your ass.
"Tom got so nervous before his big show he had explosive diarrhea and shit all over himself."
by Bofish December 22, 2008
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Coconut Explosion

- noun
The act of expectorating recently ejaculated semen into the face of the jizzum donor. The expectorate must be expelled in such a manner so as to be well distributed over the recipient's visage, so as to simulate or suggest the shrapnel damage that so often accompanies concussive chemical experiences. Note that a primary blast area or concentration of impact is not uncommon.
After examining the splatter pattern on Chief's face and the manner in which it had stubbornly adhered to his facial hair, Penny suspected M.A.D. involvement, the coconut explosion being one of their trademark forms of sabotage.
by Dr. Monster March 8, 2011
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