A moron who fails at internet posting by making an utterly stupid inane comment, but in so doing, becomes an instant internet celebrity. Essentially the internet equivalent of Jessica Simpson's comment about "chicken of the sea."
A: "That's not the groundhog making that noise, seriously. Is it?"
B: "please just delete your account and go join the church of scientology....."
A: "Fuck you guys, I'm no groundhog expert."
B: "please just delete your account and go join the church of scientology....."
A: "Fuck you guys, I'm no groundhog expert."
by Rank N. Feral May 3, 2009
Get the groundhog expert mug.Someone who always presents himself as an expert on any current topic of conversation, regardless of his actual background knowledge (often being able to maintain such a conversation for an impressive amount of time)
by Brown Chair May 26, 2009
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–noun
1. a person who has special skill to use Google during conversation to research a topic and pass that information off as their own.
–adjective
2. possessing special skill to Google information for the purposes of throwing it into ones adversaries face even though they have no previous knowledge of their own.
1. a person who has special skill to use Google during conversation to research a topic and pass that information off as their own.
–adjective
2. possessing special skill to Google information for the purposes of throwing it into ones adversaries face even though they have no previous knowledge of their own.
I was talking to Dave the "High School Dropout," turned, "Google Expert." I spoke about the astrophysics class I was taking, and referenced the speed of light at 300 million meters per second. Dave said nothing and turned to Google. Soon after he replies, "Actually no. The speed of light is 299 792 458 meters per second."
by Zimquats July 24, 2010
Get the Google Expert mug.A channel on YouTube that consists of people that call themselves "experts" with about 140,000 instructional videos. Expertvillage has a variety of different how-to vids. Most of these are useless, and the ones that are actually worth looking at are usually poorly done.
Joe: I tried to learn how to do a kickflip from ExpertVillage, but the guy who was explaining it could hardly land it himself...
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- Well, what's the answer?
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- Well, what's the answer?
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Get away from me you long haired jizz expert!
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by gorilla tities February 17, 2014
Get the long haired jizz expert mug.A problem faced by a person with specialized expertise in any area, in which the implications of the opinion are unpopular and likely to be rejected by those who need that expertise. For example, economists may be likely to know that, in some cases, a "market solution" is inherently impossible, but proposing an alternative is an exercise not merely in futility, but career suicide among those who employ economists. It arises because the expert knows more about the field than her employers.
The statistician was asked by his boss to make a case for risk homeostasis, but knowing better, he faced an expert's dilemma: telling the truth would get him tarred as a 'socialist.'
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