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expanding cunt

1. a cunt that expands when it has a baby coming out of it
2. a cunt that expands when an overly large penis is inserted
3. a cunt that expands with a full packet of custard creams 'up there'
look at that expanding cunt, you cunt muffin crack whore. i'm gonna pop a cap in his expanding cunt ass
by room a February 22, 2009
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Expecting gold out of nickels

A phrase often said by a person who has been hired for a low wage and does an adequate job but gets yelled at or talked down to anyways like they are hired you to be the second coming of Christ.
Manager: I told you yesterday to re-organize isle 22! You wasted a whole day!

Worker: I was told to put out stock and help unload the truck, you keep expecting gold out of nickels.
by Poyuma February 19, 2018
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expectingbetter

a small tiktoker with 3000+ fans they don’t get many likes but their content is really good.
Expectingbetter is a really good tiktoker!
by vzvella December 22, 2020
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Eatting sandwiches and chips

I’m eatting sandwiches and chips
by 3I3ah February 8, 2021
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expanding the pond

Expanding the pond is when you have someone spread their asscheeks for you, making their taut asshole available. You’ll need both hands for this next part. To expand the pond, you push both of your hands inside the asshole and then from the inside spread the asshole wide open. This is expanding the pond. Once you’ve done this, a second person can now come in and fist the person who’s pond is expanded more easily.
I was having a threesome last night and one of the guys was totally expanding the pond!
by Cammythejammy February 22, 2023
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Expanding family tree

The act of generations having offspring repeatedly
"You know honey you telling our daughter that all she needs her daddy or dad is Kind of bad. Because She would have to keep expanding family tree at some point. If it's in her 20s or what cus she like 19 now you know?"
by 459395 March 19, 2023
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Expanding slug

A sexual term used when inserting a flaccid penis, and letting it grow erect internally.
Jared likes the expanding slug.
by Frogdude69 December 8, 2025
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