exitstencilist

One whose job it is to paint the signs on exit doors.

In order for the church to pass fire inspection, they had to bring in an exitstencilist.

by nom de plumb June 16, 2009

Well excuse me princess!

A phrase made famous by the Link of the cartoon series.

"Nice going hero!" "Well excuuuse me princess!"

by CurlyHayami September 9, 2004

Excusememasen

A hybrid of 'Excuse Me' and the Japanese word 'Sumimasen,' which means 'Pardon Me,' it is a term used by wannabe Japanese-English bilinguals who have done something stupid, want to only marginally ask for forgiveness, and rejoice in thinking they sound witty.

An American exiting a crowded train in Tokyo: "Excusememasen!"
Japanese collective spirit: "..sigh.."

Clifton: "Ah, did I spill my beer on you? Excusememasen!"
Rika: "ha.. vely funny..and yes you did.."

by MKDB September 10, 2013

Excuse me what the fuck

The action of showing confusion after an absurd event. This term became popular after a meme rememe, and got spread by the 9 year old army.

Usually when done correctly, the arms will form 2 sine waves, the atmosphere around you will become distorted and the color configuration will become abstract.

EXAMPLE 1
A : What’s your biggest fear?
B : ...
A : ...
B : SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME I AIN’T...
A : Excuse me what the fuck?

EXAMPLE 2 (Edgy)
Random Template : *exists without being a meme*
Reddit’s 9 year old memer : Ayx queues me, What the EH?

by Divorce The Bucket August 31, 2018

tires don exits

The phrase "Tires don exits", usually a deliberate misspelling of "tiers don't exist", is an inside joke among the Smash community. One day, a disgruntled member of Smash World Forums posted a message in the Melee discussion rooms stating why he thought tier lists were invalid. The topic was "Tires don exits" (sic). It has since become a community joke and can be seen on the various tier-list posts at SWF. SWF administrator Scav later used this as his custom title, further popularizing the saying.

Guy 1: "20xx is here"
Guy 2: "Dood, tires don exits"

by Piscine September 20, 2016

Excuse Merchant

Someone who at a moments notice can pull an excuse for just about anything out of their ass. This happens often when defending a sports team or the reasons someone is dating busted girl. Everyone knows the usual list of excuses and weather they say it or not they are all thinking "man what an excuse merchant".

Hey Joey, the NY Giants Suck this year.

Joey: "No they don't they would be undefeated if Eli didn't cut his face shaving in week 3"

Here we go again... What an excuse merchant.

by bt3101 November 30, 2011

existential nap

Death.

Grandma did not come from upstairs this morning, she is taking an existential nap or Timmy's dog can't fetch the ball because it's taking an existential nap on the farm

by ramphilosophers December 7, 2017