exhausterbate

When you just can't get to sleep, and counting sheep for the umpteenth time ain't cuttin' it...

"My gosh, it's midnight! If I'm going to get up for that 6:30 tee-off, I've got to get to sleep...time to EXHAUSTERBATE!

by The Sieve August 15, 2009

Exhausted Sausage

An expression to use when a guy loses his boner and/or has a very limp penis.

Jenny: "Babe, we need to do something about your exhausted sausage."

by superfruit smoothie February 28, 2015

Exhausterbated

Exhaustion caused by masterbating

I am so Exhausterbated.

by Bater99 May 4, 2011

exhaustperated

You're more than exhausted. You have no energy left. It's been a long day. You've got nothing left to give.

Shopping today was extreme and I'm absolutely exhaustperated.

by Jen W. October 29, 2006

Exhaustercated

when a person clearly appears to be three times as tired as a normal person

I have been up for days, i am completely exhaustercated

by Sleepwalker451 May 16, 2018

exhausted pigeon

A tired soul who resides in a pigeon because all pigeons do is get in the way and eat rubbbish.

Im such an exhausted pigeon.

All she is, is an exhausted piegeon.

by Exhausted Pigeon May 9, 2020

Exhausperating

A combination of exhausting and exasperating.

Its exhausperating to listen to Andrew complain constantly about about people that chew too loudly.

by xraevenx May 21, 2010