Exasterbate

When you’re having a bad day, so you masturbate, but it only makes you feel worse.

She was trying cheer up, but Candy only exasterbated her case of the Mondays and instead decided to sleep the rest of the day.

by Pumpkin Muffin March 3, 2022

Exasperated female

A little bitch that hides behind a definition.

Hey look It's a Exasperated female, fuck off!

by Exasperated male September 22, 2021

Exacerbate

To masturbate furiously, and to the point of utter exhaustion

Last night, I went home, and exacerbated for literally 3 hours...I've never slept better
or...
She's so hot. You don't know how many times I've exacerbated while thinking about her

by jmag123 January 13, 2009

Exasturbate

(v.) A form of masturbation that undoubtedly causes a negative impact on an already terrible scenario.

Root words:

masturbate, exacerbate

During Fred's father's funeral, his mother caught him exasturbating during the funeral reception.

Daniel exasturbated the situation with his girlfriend when she caught him touching himself to Disney pr0nz.

by sol sixxa May 23, 2010

Exacerbate

To make worse or to worsen; opposite of helping

Jimmy's attempts to gain recongnition inhigh school only exacerbated his already troublesome identity crisis.

by Mac11 October 7, 2004

exasperated

when african kids cant breathe

damn tony, them kids were exasperated

by mfshlangindat9 February 11, 2021

exagerbate

Fusion of 'exaggerate' and 'masturbate.' Has two very different meanings.

-to become so heated in argument that it becomes an almost sexual experience.

-to become so involved in masturbation that the rest of the world disappears. Your arm being tired, your mom walking in, your house catching fire--all become non-issues.

Stem cell research always got him so riled up. In our class discussion, he actually got out of his seat and started yelling, making gestures, references to the Patriot Act... you know, really exagerbating.

Vida Guerra's perfect ass gets me exagerbating every time.

by Wasser_Spiegel September 15, 2005