by anus April 30, 2004
Get the ewok mug.Local Slang for "Easy Women Of Kihei" or, at least it is in Kihei Maui... seeing as towns that begin with "K" number in the hundreds throughout the state, it could just as easy apply to "Kahalui" "Kailua" "Kohala" or "Kona" just to name a few. but I always use it to describe the easy, slutty party girls found in the Kalama Village "triangle" ( a one block den of alcoholic excess, perversion and vice, located in the the town of Kihei, now mind you I have no issues with such things... but you gotta call a spade a spade, no?)
ask any local boy (or girl) about what goes on in the triangle after the sun sets, and the wholesome family tourists head back to their rooms, and the young "fresh off the jet" swinging dicks head out into the night to try their luck in picking up an EWOK, some will piss off the wrong Kamaaina or worse - a burly Kanaka or three and end up a grease spot on the lanai of one of the many bars in the triangle. Others will "get lucky" and end up plying an EWOK with enough booze, and get themselves a piece of tail.
ask any local boy (or girl) about what goes on in the triangle after the sun sets, and the wholesome family tourists head back to their rooms, and the young "fresh off the jet" swinging dicks head out into the night to try their luck in picking up an EWOK, some will piss off the wrong Kamaaina or worse - a burly Kanaka or three and end up a grease spot on the lanai of one of the many bars in the triangle. Others will "get lucky" and end up plying an EWOK with enough booze, and get themselves a piece of tail.
Mainlander: "Hey man, I think that chick over there is scoping me out"
Resident buddy: "Yeah, she is... but Brah - She's one Dirty EWOK, everyone has had a piece of that skank - if you like go there brah, you bes double bag um, and you no can bring her into my Hale... you go pound that on da beach if you go make liedat.
Resident buddy: "Yeah, she is... but Brah - She's one Dirty EWOK, everyone has had a piece of that skank - if you like go there brah, you bes double bag um, and you no can bring her into my Hale... you go pound that on da beach if you go make liedat.
by Evil Snuffalupagus July 27, 2013
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by WhosYoSDaddy March 13, 2021
Get the Ewok mug.noun: a person using clumsy hand movements and slurred speech to communicate- usually under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
reference: taken from the little creatures in Star Wars called ewok and their most memorable qualities which include a mix of indiscernible speech and awkward body language.
reference: taken from the little creatures in Star Wars called ewok and their most memorable qualities which include a mix of indiscernible speech and awkward body language.
I didn't think you'd be an ewok just after one shot!
Sorry what? I don't speak ewok so you gotta try a little harder dude. haha
Sorry what? I don't speak ewok so you gotta try a little harder dude. haha
by quigon March 3, 2009
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Slang term, for a Hairy Testicle, or Testicles, When defined as Plural (Ewoks).
(V) Verb
The act of Dropping your nuts in someones face. Like a Tea Bag, but with Hairy Balls.
Slang term, for a Hairy Testicle, or Testicles, When defined as Plural (Ewoks).
(V) Verb
The act of Dropping your nuts in someones face. Like a Tea Bag, but with Hairy Balls.
ME--Yo, Homie, lets take a trip to Endor.
You--Why? WTF?
ME--So you can See My Ewoks
You--Oh, Hellz yeah!
Definition 2
Look, holmes, your mom passed out! Im gonna run over and EWOK her.
You--Why? WTF?
ME--So you can See My Ewoks
You--Oh, Hellz yeah!
Definition 2
Look, holmes, your mom passed out! Im gonna run over and EWOK her.
by Psychowolf November 24, 2007
Get the ewok mug.One of the most hated Star Wars characters ever, along with the most hated character: Jar Jar Binks.
by frodaddy May 24, 2005
Get the ewok mug.A euphemism used to describe people of Okinawan descent. It is due to the fact that people whether part or full Okinawan tend to be short, brown, and hairy. See also Mogwai, Okinawan
Person 1: "Look at Ikei! That Okinawan kid is so short, brown and hairy! "
Person 2: "Yeah, that's why we call him an Ewok."
Person 1: "Are you going to the Okinawan Bon Dance tonight?"
Person 2: "Yeah I'll be there with the rest of the Ewoks"
Person 2: "Yeah, that's why we call him an Ewok."
Person 1: "Are you going to the Okinawan Bon Dance tonight?"
Person 2: "Yeah I'll be there with the rest of the Ewoks"
by ThisGreen December 13, 2010
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