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Local Slang for "Easy Women Of Kihei" or, at least it is in Kihei Maui... seeing as towns that begin with "K" number in the hundreds throughout the state, it could just as easy apply to "Kahalui" "Kailua" "Kohala" or "Kona" just to name a few. but I always use it to describe the easy, slutty party girls found in the Kalama Village "triangle" ( a one block den of alcoholic excess, perversion and vice, located in the the town of Kihei, now mind you I have no issues with such things... but you gotta call a spade a spade, no?)
ask any local boy (or girl) about what goes on in the triangle after the sun sets, and the wholesome family tourists head back to their rooms, and the young "fresh off the jet" swinging dicks head out into the night to try their luck in picking up an EWOK, some will piss off the wrong Kamaaina or worse - a burly Kanaka or three and end up a grease spot on the lanai of one of the many bars in the triangle. Others will "get lucky" and end up plying an EWOK with enough booze, and get themselves a piece of tail.
ask any local boy (or girl) about what goes on in the triangle after the sun sets, and the wholesome family tourists head back to their rooms, and the young "fresh off the jet" swinging dicks head out into the night to try their luck in picking up an EWOK, some will piss off the wrong Kamaaina or worse - a burly Kanaka or three and end up a grease spot on the lanai of one of the many bars in the triangle. Others will "get lucky" and end up plying an EWOK with enough booze, and get themselves a piece of tail.
Mainlander: "Hey man, I think that chick over there is scoping me out"
Resident buddy: "Yeah, she is... but Brah - She's one Dirty EWOK, everyone has had a piece of that skank - if you like go there brah, you bes double bag um, and you no can bring her into my Hale... you go pound that on da beach if you go make liedat.
Resident buddy: "Yeah, she is... but Brah - She's one Dirty EWOK, everyone has had a piece of that skank - if you like go there brah, you bes double bag um, and you no can bring her into my Hale... you go pound that on da beach if you go make liedat.
Ewok by Evil Snuffalupagus July 27, 2013
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Ewok
Ewok by WhosYoSDaddy March 13, 2021
ewok
noun: a person using clumsy hand movements and slurred speech to communicate- usually under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
reference: taken from the little creatures in Star Wars called ewok and their most memorable qualities which include a mix of indiscernible speech and awkward body language.
reference: taken from the little creatures in Star Wars called ewok and their most memorable qualities which include a mix of indiscernible speech and awkward body language.
ewok
(N) Noun.
Slang term, for a Hairy Testicle, or Testicles, When defined as Plural (Ewoks).
(V) Verb
The act of Dropping your nuts in someones face. Like a Tea Bag, but with Hairy Balls.
Slang term, for a Hairy Testicle, or Testicles, When defined as Plural (Ewoks).
(V) Verb
The act of Dropping your nuts in someones face. Like a Tea Bag, but with Hairy Balls.
ME--Yo, Homie, lets take a trip to Endor.
You--Why? WTF?
ME--So you can See My Ewoks
You--Oh, Hellz yeah!
Definition 2
Look, holmes, your mom passed out! Im gonna run over and EWOK her.
You--Why? WTF?
ME--So you can See My Ewoks
You--Oh, Hellz yeah!
Definition 2
Look, holmes, your mom passed out! Im gonna run over and EWOK her.
ewok by Psychowolf November 24, 2007
Ewok
A euphemism used to describe people of Okinawan descent. It is due to the fact that people whether part or full Okinawan tend to be short, brown, and hairy. See also Mogwai, Okinawan