Definitions by quigon

ewok 

noun: a person using clumsy hand movements and slurred speech to communicate- usually under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

reference: taken from the little creatures in Star Wars called ewok and their most memorable qualities which include a mix of indiscernible speech and awkward body language.

I didn't think you'd be an ewok just after one shot!

Sorry what? I don't speak ewok so you gotta try a little harder dude. haha

ewok by quigon March 3, 2009

grievous 

to simultaneously ingest four or more portions of an intoxicating substance to reach the desired effect.

reference: taken from General Grievous of Star Wars lore- a chief antagonist adept at wielding 4 light sabers at the same time.

If you think you got a dud, do a grievous and see how that turns out.

grievous by quigon March 3, 2009

vader

noun: a person who intends to have sex with a stranger in a party.

verb: to engage in sexual activities with a stranger often under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

I know i promised to be good but with that girl around it's hard not to be vader.

Man, I'm so buzzed. I think I'm gonna go vader on Sasha.

vader by quigon February 25, 2009