A man who loves to warm his
pubes with pube warmers. He also is missing
two ribs and has
two extra vertebra in his back for enhanced flexibility. He also has a very large coccyx, that protrudes from his sacrum, he also has a reputation for being the three legged man do to his lucky inheritance. His luscious protrudence is of such immense size that is has a face similar to his own, it smiles when it is warmed by the pube warmer.
He has a friend that is a midgit pimpy gold miner, with ladies swarming around his
gold towers, he is sometimes nice enought to Everett to give him some of his enormous wealth.