by krul444 March 20, 2021
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Evanston, IL has a serious identity crisis
by Themidwestsucks April 15, 2022
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Evanston: A police state rich town full of untroubled yuppies where the police are so bored they creep around at night looking for traffic ticket violations to rape poorer people with. The Evanston City Hall people are a bunch of obnoxious pricks too. DO NOT MOVE HERE if you don't want CONSTANT traffic tickets or to suffer nothing but police harassment with your car. Seriously.
by Moving Out of Evanston ASAP January 19, 2011
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He is an athletic, smart, funny, adorable, cute, sweet, hottie lamotie with a swimmers body, country boy, that all the little girls love. He is extremely stubborn yet extrordinarily original and independant. He tucks his shirt in (even his p.e. shirt) and can totally rock the boot-cut jeans. He rambles alot but nobody minds (except during movies) and he actually says the word "spiffy". Hes shy in groups but u get him with his best friend and he never shuts up. He is extremly polite but i would never pick a fight with him cuz he chokes people out ;P and if this is him reading this then i know u think u know who posted this.... but u would be wrong and need to guess again :D
He is an athletic, smart, funny, adorable, cute, sweet, hottie lamotie with a swimmers body, country boy, that all the little girls love. He is extremely stubborn yet extrordinarily original and independant. He tucks his shirt in (even his p.e. shirt) and can totally rock the boot-cut jeans. He rambles alot but nobody minds (except during movies) and he actually says the word "spiffy". Hes shy in groups but u get him with his best friend and he never shuts up. He is extremly polite but i would never pick a fight with him cuz he chokes people out ;P and if this is him reading this then i know u think u know who posted this.... but u would be wrong and need to guess again :D
by kykyvroomvroomdidnotwritethis August 13, 2011
Get the Charles Donald Eyanson lll mug.A North Shore suburb of Chicago that has great appeal only for adult residents. When it comes to education for K-12 students, however, its school system is primarily less-than-lackluster. The city attempts to lie to new residents with children about its so-called "excellent public school system", and new students become excited with high hopes of a diverse, large, enthusiastic and intellectual school, and only arrive to find the opposite.
Man, I'm glad that my family has found a great place in Evanston, next to the lake and a nice park in a fantastic upper scale neighborhood, yet going to high school here is so sucky.
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2) A name for an attitude that can be adopted by someone even after you've known them for a long time. Very often happens outside of Evanston, but was named after the town because it was first observed in a person from Evanston. They tend to abandon friends suddenly for new groups. Not quite pure meanness or coldness, but somewhere in between the two. Insincerity mixed with a dash of rudeness and the ability to be effortlessly annoying is as close to summing it up as one can come.
2) A name for an attitude that can be adopted by someone even after you've known them for a long time. Very often happens outside of Evanston, but was named after the town because it was first observed in a person from Evanston. They tend to abandon friends suddenly for new groups. Not quite pure meanness or coldness, but somewhere in between the two. Insincerity mixed with a dash of rudeness and the ability to be effortlessly annoying is as close to summing it up as one can come.
M: Hey man, why did that girl become so... I don't know, different lately? It's not really her being cold or mean, but something in between.
H: It's insincerity, that's what it is.
M: Damn, you're exactly right.
P: It's "Evanston". Who knows how it starts, but I've seen it before in this girl from Evanston. Chicago is close enough for it to have spread.
H: It's insincerity, that's what it is.
M: Damn, you're exactly right.
P: It's "Evanston". Who knows how it starts, but I've seen it before in this girl from Evanston. Chicago is close enough for it to have spread.
by FreeBird May 15, 2012
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