As every schoolboy knows, the game of Broadsides originated in the bedrooms of Eton. The inventor's name and the date of invention are both sadly lost to history, but school disciplinary records include references to the game as far back as 1820.
The term 'Eton Broadsides' refers to a particular set of rules for the game, which differ from the standard IFBP rules in that extra points may be scored by shots that hit specified parts of the court ('bedposts'). They are not widely played outside Eton (and a select few other English public schools) since they require a court built to exacting specifications.
The term 'Eton Broadsides' refers to a particular set of rules for the game, which differ from the standard IFBP rules in that extra points may be scored by shots that hit specified parts of the court ('bedposts'). They are not widely played outside Eton (and a select few other English public schools) since they require a court built to exacting specifications.
His background in Eton Broadsides lets him approach shots from a completely different angle, making him a formidable opponent.
by Rick O'Shay February 12, 2004
It is a term used for righteous, self absorbed cunts. Their only personality trait is getting all A* in their GCSE’s. They are very snobby wankers, who look down upon people, despite they themselves being laughing stocks.
That was a very Eton College esq comment. (That was a very snobby comment made by a wanker like yourself)
by wetwaste6932 October 15, 2021
etonic is extreme playin of the opposite sex.....you will know when you are "etonic pimpin" It is what you aim for in being a playa......you wont even have to talk to the girl ...all you have to do is look at them and they come crawling to your knees like you are a king
jeff was etonic pimpin when dave's momma walked into the door. He got her on her knees in a record 9 seconds.
by Jeff favs April 1, 2005
An advanced sex position invented by the boys of Eton College to compensate for the paucity of females, or complete lack of altogether. Not recommended for those without a background in yoga or gymnastics. The position: two men assume the crab position, foot to foot, with their heads facing in opposite directions. A third participant (of any gender) straddles one of the men, facing away from them, in a stood reverse cowgirl position. Bent over at the waist, this third participant can then access the other male's genitalia, which it is recommended they then service orally. Two chairs or stools can be used for back support, if necessary. It is rumoured that the rush of blood to the head caused by the crab position prolonged sexual activity and can induce euphoria.
"What's all that noise?"
"I reckon it's Benjamin and Bill attempting the Eton College Bicycle again."
"Do they have a girl this time, or are they just using a C blocker again?"
"Who knows."
"I reckon it's Benjamin and Bill attempting the Eton College Bicycle again."
"Do they have a girl this time, or are they just using a C blocker again?"
"Who knows."
by NotABromance March 5, 2018
We caught the plebs taking the shortcut through the lower garden and gave them an Eton College Christening. That'll teach the filthy beggars.
by Blobbo May 31, 2013
generally a bit of a simp, probably lives in the country, owns a schofel, spends most of daddy’s money, most likely has curtains. Thinks they can get any girl they want because they go to Eton
ughhhh he was such an Eton boy
by coolerthanukid69 April 17, 2020
Person 1 : You heard of the new guy Elton ?
Person 2 : Nope, who’s that
Person 1 : Eton deez nuts
Person 2 : Aight ima head out
Person 2 : Nope, who’s that
Person 1 : Eton deez nuts
Person 2 : Aight ima head out
by @JustEdgarDK January 3, 2022