A programming language designed as a joke or a way to frustrate programmers as they try to figure out what the fuck they're doing with their lives.
Ben Olmstead:"Hey, A! I just made an esoteric language to frustrate you since I know you love programming!"
A:"Bring it on!"
Ben Olmstead brings out Malbolge
. . .
A:"I quit."
A:"Bring it on!"
Ben Olmstead brings out Malbolge
. . .
A:"I quit."
by Just_A_Guy_On_The_Internet March 2, 2017
Get the Esoteric Language mug.An Esoteric Economist is some who follows the Esoteric school of thought. Esoteric economists argue that wage labor wouldn’t exist in a truly free market and that Bitcoin can abolish the state. Esoteric economist also argue that governments are unsustainable and that value isn’t subjective or determined by labor. They argue that value is determined by praxeology.
Esoteric Economist: “In a truly free market. The economy will be run by self-employed people and speculative networks”
Esoteric Economist: “If the majority of the population buys Bitcoin. You’ll be able to abolish the state”
Esoteric Economist: “The state model is inherently unsustainable and will always collapse”
Esoteric Economist: “If the majority of the population buys Bitcoin. You’ll be able to abolish the state”
Esoteric Economist: “The state model is inherently unsustainable and will always collapse”
by Killing Esoteric Economics December 9, 2019
Get the Esoteric Economist mug.Esoteric Soulism is a soulist ideology that's focused on spirituality, esoterics, extraphysics and in post-spacetime, it believes that the laws of physics, biology, chemistry, nature, spacetime, materialism, physicalism, positivism and classical transhumanism are oppressive and do not let humanity to evolve spiritually and they should be abolished and humanity must become a spiritual-esoteric extraphysical post-spacetime civilization and species in order to get its full spiritual and esoteric potential by technology and reaching a high level of being. Esoteric soulism also supports the abolition of all forms of hierarchies as possible between humans in order to become the most close as possible of highly evolved beings and it also believes that once humanity become a race of highly evolved beings they will be free to do whatever they want and respect each one free will and wishes as well. Esoteric Soulism also supports the development of evidence-based spirituality, spiritualicism and post-spacetimeism in order to enable humanity to evolve more rapidly into a society and civilization of highly evolved beings and the development of soulist economics and soulist politics in order to reach a society and civilization of highly evolved beings easily.
"Esoteric soulism is basically the essence of soulism itself. That's what true soulism is actually about, soulism is a spiritual and esoteric ideology itself, such as its own name says, SOULism. And even online soulist community is majoritary atheist and materialist, we cannot give up of esoteric soulism and make soulism spiritual and esoteric again."
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Includes things such as:
- All caps facebook posts and comments that should be private messages
- Hating one's children or considering them to be entitled despite having to compete in a 10x harsher field
- Loving all ideas when said by a talking head on TV, but hating the same ideas when formulated differently (TV says we must fight Iran, but we cannot increase taxes or cut medicare for it)
- Drawings of skeletons riding motorcycles, for some reason
- The Myspace aesthetic, without even knowing what it is
Esoteric boomerism often takes the form of well-meaning advice that turns out to be so retarded it elicits the opposite reaction from its audience
Includes things such as:
- All caps facebook posts and comments that should be private messages
- Hating one's children or considering them to be entitled despite having to compete in a 10x harsher field
- Loving all ideas when said by a talking head on TV, but hating the same ideas when formulated differently (TV says we must fight Iran, but we cannot increase taxes or cut medicare for it)
- Drawings of skeletons riding motorcycles, for some reason
- The Myspace aesthetic, without even knowing what it is
Esoteric boomerism often takes the form of well-meaning advice that turns out to be so retarded it elicits the opposite reaction from its audience
Did you hear that Mike's grandparents charge them for Thanksgiving dinner while expecting them to fly to their mansion in California?
Oh dude, I thought my parents kicking me out of the house at 18 was peak boomerism, but this is esoteric boomerism
Oh dude, I thought my parents kicking me out of the house at 18 was peak boomerism, but this is esoteric boomerism
by Miss_chievous December 22, 2023
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