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Premature Esnackulation

Verb/Noun
When you plan on saving a snack, or making it last a long time, and accidentally eat all of it in one sitting or a short period of time.
Friend 1: Bro! Bring the chicken and waffle flavored potato chips in here and let's eat some, but save the other half for later tonight.
Friend 2: Damn! I just experienced some severe premature esnackulation and ate the whole bag on the walk from the kitchen.
Friend 1: You're a raging fat ass, dude.
by Cucs March 21, 2013
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Pre-esuckulate

To hit a bong before its properly heated and producing smoke.
Friend: Why am I not getting a hit?
Me: Because you pre-esuckulate every time you try to hit it! Wait til it's hot enough!
by GucciMane86 July 29, 2022
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