escargoten

Dead snail.

Any snail found in my garden is turned into escargoten.

by DDGDevice February 7, 2017

Escargo

Slang or misspelling of "Escargot"

"What's your favorite food?"
"Dunno, maybe Escargo?"
"Sir, you're not in France."

by Mr Bastian January 25, 2019

escasoonor

A faster-than-usual moving-steps device dat gets you to da other floor earlier than you'd expect.

An escaSOONOR may indeed speed up yer mall-shopping process, but said "quicker picker-upper" has a higher potential for accidents than a more-turtle-paced escaLATOR.

by QuacksO March 10, 2026

cowboy escargot

Phlegm, specifically when sucked or licked out of the throat of another individual who is experiencing post-nasal drip.

Stacy's getting over a cold, so last night, I got to experience the delicacy of cowboy escargot.

by mucusbrain February 5, 2026

Le fromage l'escargot

The elusive French Cheese Snail.

Said to leave a trail of brie in it's wake, allowing for multi-day expeditions to find and capture it.

We are off to hunt Le fromage l'escargot tommorow.

by FirewildX November 23, 2024

Eiffel Tower vs Escargot

A question where someone is asked, "Eiffel Tower or Escargot". If they answer escargot, then they have to go to a fancy Parisian restaurant and goon on the most expensive plate of escargot. If they answer Eiffel Tower, then they must buy a model Eiffel Tower from the Eiffel Tower gift shop and insert the entirety of it into their rectum.

He finaly answered the question (Eiffel Tower vs Escargot) at the cast party, but he's an escargooner!

by N0CallerID June 16, 2025