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Dundee Escalator

When roommates in a townhouse, one living upstairs, one living downstairs bag the same girl in the same night.
Dude, I banged that chick last night and she rolled out afterwards...

No she didn't man, she came downstairs and fucked me too...

Buttfuck, not only did we pull off a Dundee Escalator, but now we're Eskimo bothers!
by Heather Hils March 3, 2010
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Cocaine Escalator

When you have a lot on lines of cocaine lined up, and your team acts as a snorting conveyor belt to knock them all down.
(Person 1) Man all those levels got me turnt.
(Person 2) yeah man, cocaine escalator fucks you up!
by Raver Buzz December 28, 2014
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horizontal escalator

A weird movement during sex made by the male which resembles a moving walkway and requires very minimal thrust.
That guy last night was doing the horizontal escalator. Long story short, "I didn't give him my phone number!"
by aerdnaharas January 8, 2009
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escalator music

Elevator music with a better or more pronounced beat.
Joe had nothing but escalator music on his iPod, but said that Janice was worse because she had Eiffel 65.
by TheLastPunslinger October 23, 2005
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Coming down the escalator

A phrase used to describe the first in a series of very bad decisions.
I can't help but feel like he might be coming down the escalator...
by Δεκλαν October 5, 2020
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escalator

Essentially a set of moving stairs which transport an individual from high ground to low ground or from low ground to high ground.

There is a commonly ignored rule of escalator etiquette which states that people are to walk on the left and stand on the right sides of the escalator. Many people ignore this rule and stand on both sides of the escalator resuling in escalator traffic jams. These jams are especially annoying when people are in a rush.

Many people believe escalators are indicatave of the laziness of the human race. Instead or walking up stairs, people insist on being effortlessly floated to the top of their staircase. This is one of the reasons among thousands, that the world is becoming so obese.
Guy: Don't take the stairs, let's take the escalator - it's less effort.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I don't want to become fat like you.

Employee: I was late because people on the escalator didn't follow the proper escalator etiquette! There was an escalator jam!
Manager: ...you're fired.
by Matt Cowan November 15, 2007
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escelevator

An escalator; a moving staircase. Originally heard in a Popeye cartoon many many many many years ago. To this day I use the term, and I cannot stop.
"To gits to the Lingerie department, get on the escelevator and go to the second floor."
by Geffy May 4, 2005
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