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Ernst & Young

A stepping stone to bigger and better things. It doesn't matter where you go afterwards, because it can't get any worse.
Getting a voicemail from Jimmy T. about his fabulous trip to France after working 80 hrs a week excluding commute.
by John Tierney April 29, 2005
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Ernst & Young

Essentially a pyramid rip-off scheme Amway would be proud of, the accounting firm Ernst & Young (aka EY) stands as a shining example of why people are willing to accept communism as alternative to a market society. The EY meat grinder is powered by recent college graduates looking for a door into upper-middle management. At the top of the food chain sit the partners and senior managers who glut themselves on the labors of their staffers. Typically, the best staffers are quickly offered more palatable positions at other companies, while others grow tired of the abuse and leave. The unimpressive few that remain are eventually made partners only because they lack the emotional maturity to handle a leadership position in any other industry. The prime directive of the partners is to seek revenge for the countless years of torture they endured as being the awkward kid in high school always picked last for any event. To fill this duty, they seek out any employee under their control with a life and destroy it. This pyramid scheme only works because the capital markets and government either do not know, or do not care, that 90% of the procedures performed to arrive at the all-important audit opinion was performed by a group of disgruntled staffers who graduated college less that 3 years ago and have been over-worked to the point of insanity.
Your company gave you a $3 gift card to Starbucks for your birthday? That's so Ernst & Young.
by Jim Turley April 21, 2005
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A place were new college accounting graduates lose their soul.
Accounting grad: Hey! I just started at Ernst & Young, its great! I get paid 50k!...but I have to work 80 hours a week.

Engineering grad: Hey! I just started my job too...but I make 65k and only work 40 hours!
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