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Chocolate Eruption

When you put the nozzle of a chocolate syrup bottle into a girls vagina. Then you squeeze the chocolate syrup into her pussy. Finally she queefs and the syrup explodes out of her snatch causing a Chocolate Eruption.
"Yo last night i gave Danielle a chocolate eruption."
"How was it?"
"It was crazy, it got all over the walls"
by Mr. doedge room D114 May 12, 2009
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Vaginal Eruption

The life-scarring image of a woman's vagina while giving birth at a very late age. Will cause your mind to be forever haunted by flashbacks of the incident.
Duh: Are you going into labor??

Muh: Yes! Don't watch, the Vaginal Eruption will make you blind!
by uhfduhmuhbuhmk June 6, 2011
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white chocolate eruption

A white chocolate eruption is a sexual maneuver in which woman is bent double with her feet shoulder width apart and her head between her legs. A man finishes ejaculating into her anal canal, and then proceeds to execute a closed fist strike to her transverse abdominal area, in turn causing an eruption of seminal fluids and fecal matter, simulating the phenomenon of a volcanic eruption from the rectal opening.
"I've been scrubbing my house all day to clean up the remnants of that white chocolate eruption we performed last night."
by Naga360 November 11, 2013
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Dry Eruption

A sexual act involving coating your penis in baking soda, then proceeding to fill your sexual partner's vagina with vinegar. You then fuck them, and cause a reaction to explode out of the vagina like a volcanic eruption. Then, you take a vacuum and quickly suck out the leftover liquid. After this, you engage in a Tony Danza. Good luck with your relationship after this

Originated by two crazy youngins in Kentucky. It is rumored that one had a hand in creating the Boner Howitzer.
Guy 1: "Dude I totally gave your sister the old Dry Eruption last night. She flipped shit!"

Guy 2: "WTF dude, that's extremely fucked up! I have to use that vacuum!"
by Bhowitz September 13, 2009
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bimbo eruption

When your ex-girlfriends start surfacing in ways that really screw up your life.
In reference to golfer Tiger Woods, the New York Daily news ran this comment on December 14, 2009: "The crushing financial blow came as Woods, 33, endured another humiliating bimbo eruption."
by Bickle of Xi'an September 23, 2012
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Eriktion

1. The biggest erection you have ever had.

2. your friend erik who is next to you currently has an erection
Max:Dude I have an Eriktion
Random Guy: Nice
by Wafflesssss December 27, 2008
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White eruption

When a male hasn't masturbated in a long time so when he does there is a very large amount of semen
I haven't masturbated in a month there might be a white eruption soon
by Matts a mud cracker November 28, 2016
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