Hey, man, someone in the booking office for a small local venue gave me the phone number of (insert artist's name here) agent in part because I misrepresented myself and in part in order to get me to stop calling the venue and then after I left him several voicemails the agent advised me that they would consider having (insert artist's name here)play at a venue near me, if only I would stop calling his number because he doesn't want to have to change his number nor get a restraining order. Aren't I something?!
Dude, yeah, you're an erek!
Dude, yeah, you're an erek!
by fga April 1, 2008
Get the erek mug.Ship between two lovers, Eren and Historia from hit anime and manga 'Attack On Titan'. Also known as EreKuri. Despite the pair receiving so much hate in the fandom, there is a lot of evidence to back it up. This is believed to be the reason it gets a lot of hate. Historia refused to sacrifice Eren and recovering the Original Titan. Eren refused to sacrifice Historia for the sake of the 50 year plan. This pair has constantly gone through a lot to protect the other from hardships and from dying.
by ErenHistoria January 25, 2020
Get the erehisu mug.Erewhon is a Los Angeles based, organic grocery store that caters to health conscious, fit, and beautiful individuals. They offer a wide variety of salubrious, well-curated goods that are carefully selected to appeal to influencers and coastal elite types. A food boutique if you will.
At the door, a security guard will ask you to step on a scale to make sure you’re thin enough to enter. If you’re skinny enough to make it to the next step, the store manager will check your social media accounts to make sure you have at least 10k active, real followers. You must show your most recent tax documents and a valid passport with at least ten international stamps on it. If you’ve made it this far, you will then be asked to stand in front of three randomly selected Erewhon shoppers who will rate the softness of your hair and skin, your teeth and gums, how nice your hands are, and the quality and sustainability of your clothes and re-usable shopping bag. If they approve of you, a flower crown (organic) is placed on your shiny, soft hair and you are welcomed into the store by the other ethereal, thin, angelic Erewhon shoppers. If they disapprove, non-organic tomatoes are thrown at you and Gavin Newsom is called to perform a crystal and sage cleanse at the store. You are then vanished to "the colonies" (basically anywhere outside Southern California) where you'll be forced to shop at Vons with the commoners who wear Kohl's clothes and use an Android.
At the door, a security guard will ask you to step on a scale to make sure you’re thin enough to enter. If you’re skinny enough to make it to the next step, the store manager will check your social media accounts to make sure you have at least 10k active, real followers. You must show your most recent tax documents and a valid passport with at least ten international stamps on it. If you’ve made it this far, you will then be asked to stand in front of three randomly selected Erewhon shoppers who will rate the softness of your hair and skin, your teeth and gums, how nice your hands are, and the quality and sustainability of your clothes and re-usable shopping bag. If they approve of you, a flower crown (organic) is placed on your shiny, soft hair and you are welcomed into the store by the other ethereal, thin, angelic Erewhon shoppers. If they disapprove, non-organic tomatoes are thrown at you and Gavin Newsom is called to perform a crystal and sage cleanse at the store. You are then vanished to "the colonies" (basically anywhere outside Southern California) where you'll be forced to shop at Vons with the commoners who wear Kohl's clothes and use an Android.
Erewhon Shopper 1: Should I get the $30 Buffalo Cauliflower or the $50 Organic Coconut Turmeric Chicken Tenders?
Erewhon Shopper 2: Ew, neither. You'll end up looking like one of those obese out of state people that weight like, 150 pounds and buy their groceries at a regular supermarket. If you keep eating like that, you'll have to buy your clothes at one of those size-inclusive places like Target or Kohl's. Is that the future you want? Just get the $20 non-GMO, free-range water instead.
Erewhon Shopper 2: Ew, neither. You'll end up looking like one of those obese out of state people that weight like, 150 pounds and buy their groceries at a regular supermarket. If you keep eating like that, you'll have to buy your clothes at one of those size-inclusive places like Target or Kohl's. Is that the future you want? Just get the $20 non-GMO, free-range water instead.
by traitorjoes August 23, 2022
Get the Erewhon mug.It's the phrase Type any word here... that appears on the writing section but backwards. You're probably bored.
/:Try to decode this!
\:What?
/: "...ereh drow yna epyt"
\: Type any word here... from urban dictionary backwards. I think you're angry with the life.
\:What?
/: "...ereh drow yna epyt"
\: Type any word here... from urban dictionary backwards. I think you're angry with the life.
by 05v4 April 5, 2017
Get the ...ereh drow yna epyt mug.The surname of a descendant of Spiderman. If this is your last name you can jump as high as a black guy.
by Baldbabby . TTV May 20, 2019
Get the Erekson mug.Erech is your everyday kind sweet person that makes your face blush when you walk by. He is a caring and loving person, always there for you or by your side.
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