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equestrian

The gayest word in the English language according to comedian Lewis Black.
'Equestrian', by the by, is the gayest word in the English language. In fact, I thought "Brokeback Mountain" should have been called "Two Equestrians."
by Percy Jones October 3, 2008
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some consider it a sport. They are WRONG. Equestrian is a mere joke. Sitting on a horse and acting pretty is all it is. The horse does all the work. I laugh everytime i remember this is a sport in college.
Equestrian is like a woman masterbating. They hold it while the dildos vibration does all the work. Also it can be compared to a slave owner. The slaves do all the work but the owner takes all the credit.
by blunt-smoking-anus-destoryer November 7, 2010
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EQuestrian

Someone who delves deep into the ecstasy universe in search of meaning and purpose. Experimenting with dosing, timing and venues to unlock doors to a more enlightened mindset.
"Darien is a true EQuestrian, he's fly or fry bro."
by Reerson August 16, 2019
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Equestrian

A woman who prefers riding bareback over using western saddles.
Jay: Dude, I don't have a condom....
Pete: You don't need one man. She is an equestrian, no need for a saddle.
by JayMarbs April 27, 2021
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Equestrian Girls

They really don't care what you think. They are badasses and don't care to get dirty. They love animals and are super funny. Usually they like to correct people when they get something wrong. They like to speak their "horse language" a lot.
Equestrian girls are super smart when it comes to horses.
by Sheebers April 15, 2019
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equestrian vaulting

an amazingly insane sport where people stand and do other crazy stuff on horses cantering in circles...
really good vaulters can do stuff like cartwheels and backflips and handstands
vaulting has yet to be added to the list of olympic sports because vaulters don't wear helmets, and that doesnt sit well with the international olympic committee
1st person: I'm a vaulter.
2nd person: you pole vault? wow
1st person: no, I do equestrian vaulting... I do gymnastics and dance on a horse...
2nd person: wwwwwoooooowwwwww........
by wvaulter April 2, 2009
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