'Equestrian', by the by, is the gayest word in the English language. In fact, I thought "Brokeback Mountain" should have been called "Two Equestrians."
some consider it a sport. They are WRONG. Equestrian is a mere joke. Sitting on a horse and acting pretty is all it is. The horse does all the work. I laugh everytime i remember this is a sport in college.
Equestrian is like a womanmasterbating. They hold it while the dildos vibration does all the work. Also it can be compared to a slave owner. The slaves do all the work but the owner takes all the credit.
Someone who delves deep into the ecstasy universe in search of meaning and purpose. Experimenting with dosing, timing and venues to unlock doors to a more enlightened mindset.
"Darien is a true EQuestrian, he's fly or fry bro."
They really don't care what you think. They are badasses and don't care to get dirty. They love animals and are super funny. Usually they like to correct people when they get something wrong. They like to speak their "horse language" a lot.
an amazingly insane sport where people stand and do other crazy stuff on horses cantering in circles...
really good vaulters can do stuff like cartwheels and backflips and handstands
vaulting has yet to be added to the list of olympic sports because vaulters don't wear helmets, and that doesnt sit well with the international olympic committee
1st person: I'm a vaulter.
2nd person: you pole vault? wow 1st person: no, I do equestrian vaulting... I do gymnastics and dance on a horse...
2nd person: wwwwwoooooowwwwww........