Engelette

Noun -- a female admirer of NBC News Middle East correspondent Richard Engel.

Jane, an Engelette, waited up all night to watch Richard Engel's latest report from the Middle East.

by Chill Penury April 16, 2011

Kath Engles

also known as lady gaga's kath. a kath is a blonde who dances in the dark and hates butch volleyball players. she is often is dipped in gravey and dances on rooftops wearing moccasins at midnight, but is deffinally not a loossy goose, enjoys smushing while watching full house. sinner.

"KATH ENGLES" and paris hiltion party hardy in their leather studded cardies. just sayin.

by guiddetekaathxoxo November 15, 2010

Englewood

A half rich, half ghetto town.
Once you cross the train tracks on Palisade Ave, it becomes a whole new town. The people who live up in the hills are rich and have spoiled kids who all go to private school, and the ethnic makeup of the residents of the "Hills" are 60% White, 15% Latino 5% Asian and 10% Black.
The Ghetto, aka "Englehood" sucks. Its home to 70% black,20% Latino, 19% Asian and 1% White. Unless you have a gun, stay out of here.

Guy: Ok, Ill pick you up at 10, where do you live?
Girl: Englewood
Guy: Oh I see, I cant go out with you. Im not allowed in Englehood
Girl: No! Dont worry! I live on the Hills!

by Caitiee December 9, 2008

engolitis

Referenced on a little known parenting website. Symptoms include regularly being rightly pissed off.
Not to be compared to Clairecitis which instantly renders its victims utterly humourless while lasting effects includes sanctimony, disdain and boredom.

A sufferer of engolitis is as likely to go postal as any us postal service worker ever was.

by engol March 15, 2011

Englesh

A retarded way of the English language, such as claimed "typos" when they were never corrected

Damn Beckett, I didn't know that your retarded ass spoke Englesh

by icewallowpis September 21, 2020

Ethan Engle

Without a doubt the most superest-duperest motor-chode mechanic the world has ever known. His lack of motivation in all areas of his life often lead to severe ass chewings, which he promptly disregards and then proceeds to play Command and Conquer. He also cooks delicious steaks and is covered in dirt.

That guy is so awesome and apathetic all at once, he's such an Ethan Engle!

by Super Cool Ethan Fan September 28, 2011

Academies @ Englewood

A school located in Englewood, NJ in which some of the smartest kids in Bergen County walk amongst the most ghetto students from the school it shares an eye-appealing campus with, Dwight Morrow High School. The admissions process is highly selective, and although it is much easier to be admitted than the untouchable Bergen County Academies, the curriculum in both schools are similar. Unless you are prepared to be graded harshly, be loaded down with at least two hours of homework per night, and face vicious teachers you will never forget, do not apply here. Despite the time consuming work, you are guaranteed to meet true friends here that you will never forget, and will keep you laughing through your hardest days. By the time these students graduate, they have far exceeded the NJ credit requirements, giving ample opportunities for college acceptances. Also, do not come here in hope of playing for a well-known sports team, no one cares about the athletics here, everyone is too busy focusing on Mock Trial or the Dr. John Grieco Scholarship Fund.

8th Grader 1: Hey where are YOU going to high school next year?

8th Grader 2: The Academies @ Englewood!

8th Grader 1: Damn, you gonna be loaded down with work.

8th Grader 2: Yeah I know. /: But it will be worth it when I graduate, and I hear everyone's nice!

by Blawndness February 24, 2011