Flaming Hot Eyeball

When one is in the process of consuming hot cheetos and ignorantly itches their eyes causing a wicked burning sensation.

Man, I was eating hot cheetos right? And I itched my frigging eye! Got some crazy bad flaming hot eyeball.

by The Real Cinders January 24, 2010

Dicked in the eyeballs

Another way of calling someone:

1. Idiotic, stupid, not too clever.
2. Insane, crazy.

"“Clark: I think you're all dicked in the eyeballs. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun, and I'm gonna have fun... We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn\ smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! I must be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

by Good Lord Odis July 8, 2020

Vodka Eyeballing

The act of pouring vodka into one's eyes instead of the mouth.

This originated as a drinking fad in the U.K. so as to get drunk more quickly than to simply drink the fucking Vodka.

The idea is that the alcohol passes easily through the mucous membrane and enters the bloodstream directly through veins at the back of the eye, although some experts are sceptical about the claims and believe that since those who do it are usually already drunk, they simply convince themselves that it's having such an effect.

However, like the previous section said, it's probably the placebo effect, and a bunch of frat boy idiots think it's uber kawaii to be trendy and edgy by trying out those amazing "British fads" to be more "cultured" while having "fun"

American Frat Boy: "Hay guise let's do some uber kawaii Vodka eyeballing!!!"

Sensible person: "Hey, let's not and say we never fucking thought of this!"

by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 1, 2010

eyeball

To check the quantity of illicit substances without the use of a gram scale.

Lemme eyeball it... that's about an ounce.

by Teleolurian June 16, 2004

London Wainwright Eyeball

n. - sexual intercourse with two females at the same time by way of wearing a strap-on dildo backwards.

Yeah, well I've done the london wainwright eyeball with your sisters.

by DeVil DeMonde January 3, 2005

Juju Eyeballs

When your eyes become tired, red, and/or bloodshot after smoking weed . A reference to a line from "Come Together" by The Beatles .

Mark: "Yo, I hope someone brought eye drops. We gotta go get some food and I'm afraid of getting caught."

Billy: "I hope so too. I got mad Juju Eyeballs right now."

by Netflix and Grill August 3, 2019

Hairy Eyeball

When someone looks you up and down in a judgemental way.

I ran into my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend at the party and she gave me the hairy fuckin' eyeball.

by GLo Meatball November 4, 2003