enjoy off

noun. A competition to see who can climax the most number of times via masturbation.

Tim really kicked my ass in that last enjoy off, with his 4 climaxes to my 2; I guess his special fanning technique really paid off.

by definitelynotpostingduringwork August 29, 2014

enjoy the mayo

non-Chinese fans think Luhan's first line in History, "ganjue de meiyou" sounds like "enjoy the mayo"

Bishes, let's enjoy our fucken mayo.

Calling all chogiwa mofos.

"Chogiwa! "
"Enjoy the Mayo! "

by asstaethicc October 6, 2017

enjoy the muffins

The over all pleasure of oral,taking your tongue swirling it in a variety of different movements,from many positions, feeling that you can't have enough of it.

I finally got to enjoy the muffins of this girl i was really into and it was the best

by yea me 2 January 3, 2015

enjoy dog ban family account

Said when someone gets banned from something or to confuse the targeted person

Steve got banned? enjoy dog ban family account

by Shawn424 February 6, 2021

Enjoy The Next 24 Hours

A fun alternative to, “have a nice day”

Person 1: whoops, sorry i bumped into you
Person 2: it’s fine, enjoy the next 24 hours

by Enjoythenext24hours September 11, 2021

Enjoy your last eggroll, punk

Short for the nonsensical quote

"Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!"

which has no real meaning or value, since the Chinese interprutation was lost years ago.

Cats: Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!
Peter: All your base are belong to us?
Cats: Ney, Fortune founded key is being.

by the eggroll king March 24, 2008

enjoy enjoy

A term used when you enjoy something more than just "enjoy," but not as much as crazy awesome good.

Roxie: I enjoy enjoy school in abnormal amounts.

Flower-Man: Wow, you're weird.

by blink182rox(ie) August 21, 2010