Emporium

A store that contains many different items. (Food,clothes,and collectibles etc.) Such as a market.

That new emporium had everything i needed.

by D Stubbs June 8, 2007

Emporia

A small town in Kansas that is home to Emporia State University. ESU is one of the top ranked schools in the United States for producing teachers. The ESU girls basketball team (The Lady Hornets) were the Div II NCAA basketball champions in 2010. Emporia is also the home of William Allen White and the founding city of Veteran's Day.

Emporia has a parade on Veteran's Day. It's awesome because all the ESU students get the day off.

by Psyluna December 12, 2010

Emporia

A bunk ass town in Kansas. It lies between Topeka and Wichita. It's a small town, so there's not much to do but drink, get high, have sex, and kill people.

Emporia is the home of the Krishn.

by JAA1991 January 2, 2010

EMPORORER

amusing deliberate misspelling of "emperor."

In response to the new Facebook guidelines I hereby declare I AM THE EMPORORER OF ALL MY DATAS, and I will get righteously indignant if Facebook uses my datas contrary to the how I imagine I want them to, rather than read the new Facebook guidelines or investigate its privacy settings.

by willwhim December 5, 2012

empooee

A person that religiously holds in their morning shit until they get to work so that they get paid to poo.

I love that Ian is an empooee, we save so much money on toilet paper at home.

by Crayzee baller June 7, 2016

Falgo's Emporium

A privately owned business that specialises in selling items (most notably games, shoes and fashion items) for incredibly low prices. The prices are so low that they have been known to cause a spastic reaction among some.

Guy 1: Dude I just bought a pair of Nike Airs for $20!!!!
Guy 2: Gotta be from Falgo's Emporium.

by DonutGee October 25, 2011

Gen. Empoleon

The biggest kiss-ass on Smogon, and ultimately just a huge fag. He thinks he's good at Ubers but in reality he just sucks. He works too hard at attempting to gain respect and he ends up looking stupid.

Gen. Empoleon: Jumpy! <3

Jumpman16: Hey, Gen.

Gen. Empoleon: I finished the Parasect analysis! Now I can show how good he is in Ubers!

Gen.Empoleon: If anybody wants to read it just ask me!!!

Jumpman16: In a bit, I'm busy.

Gen. Empoleon: Are you sure? It's really great, I put hours of work into it just like with every Team Rate I do! It's a surprise I haven't gotten a badge yet, and I'm not even a Mod either! It's a shame, because I spend my whole life on Smogon, and I don't leave the house other than to get food. I mostly stay on Shoddy posting little hearts made with < and 3 to try and kiss up to people. Because once I finally get modded on Smogon, my life will be complete.

TU-Faint: Gen. you suck.

Gen. Empoleon: Guys ban him! He's trolling me!!

Dracoyoshi08: Who wants a hug! Hugs for all!! <3 <3

by Loco of the Poke February 15, 2009