shrimp emotions

Shrimp have 12 color receptors while humans only have three (red, green, blue.) Like shrimp can see colors no other see, the person feels they feel things others don't feel.

Person One: I have shrimp emotions. My brain keeps thinking ‘gay pirates’ like 20 times a day and thinking way too deeply about lighthouses.

Person Two: Are you talking about Our Flag Means Death? Don't Stede and Ed have such a nice friendship? So glad they made up.

shrimp emotions by sheregenerated13 April 29, 2022

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Sexually Transmitted Emotions

Sexually Transmitted Emotions: the powerful feelings (e.g., anger, jealousy, possessiveness, romantic love) that almost inevitably develop in at least one sex partner purely as a result of his/her having had sex with the other, and without regard to any agreement they might have that it's "just sex," for example in a friends with benefits situation. Usually referred to as STE's.

Damn, we agreed that we were just friends with benefits, but she musta come down with Sexually Transmitted Emotions 'cause now she's all whacked out just 'cause I fucked Andrea!

Sexually Transmitted Emotions by Atlatl August 17, 2006

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Roller Coaster of Emotions

When there are so many ups and downs in a day, or in any way rapid-fire. You get a raise, your pet dies, you win a raffle, it rains and floods the basement, it's pay-day a bird shits on your car....you get the point

Saturday March 23rd, 2013
what a roller coaster of emotions!

Roller Coaster of Emotions by iamtheanswer March 23, 2013

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void of emotions

It's when you feel dead on the inside. No, not even dead. You don't feel anything. As if all the nerve impulses in your body died. It's a temporary state that hits you out of no where. A state where life gets sucked out of you and nothing can trigger emotions inside.

That, or when bae spanks you but you don't get turned on.

"Man my girlfriend is so void of emotions sometimes, not even hickies turn her on."

"Don't mess with me, I'm void of emotions right now and the thought of slicing your balls into salad doesn't sound bad "

void of emotions by Roseannnn June 5, 2016