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emotard

Derived from emo as a subculture label, and retard used as a derogatory statement not peticularly connected to mental inability. Used most commonly by those who hate emo kids because they use stereotypes against everyone they meet.

An 'emotard' is inflicted with the same (false) connotations as emo because of the media and a respectively small percentage of emo kids who do fit the stereotype, to fit in with their peers.
-over emotive
-cries alot
-cuts themselves to show people
-writes poetry/songs
-is in an emo (hardcore/softcore) band
-wears emo fashion'

Many emo kids have taken the name in good humour and use it between friends with no negative connotations.
"Go away and cry you emotard, and listen to some real music like metal!"

"Hey fellow emotard! How was the maths exam?"
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Motarded

When a person performs his/her job or task with such a high level of motivation it makes them appear retarded. Motivated-Retarded.
Scene: One army platoon has guard shift.

Larry: Hey how are you doing? Are you ok? Do you want to go get some coffee? Do you need anything? Are you cold? Have you seen anything?

Nick: Larry calm down, I'm fine. I don't need anything. Just go back to your post and calm down!

Larry: Ok I was just checking to see if you were alright. Well I'm going to go, I've got 5 other posts to check.

Nick: Ok Larry, do whatever. Just don't have a heart attack. (Larry Leaves) Man that guy is motarded. I swear he takes this job far too serious. He's going to have a heart attack one of these days.
by PICK-your-VAN-KOOP January 22, 2011
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Emptarded

Lacking empathy to the extent of emotional retardation. Unable to empathize. Showing no compassion. Make America Great Again folk.
They were believed to be emptarded for supporting Donald Trump.
by digest this July 20, 2019
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etarded

(VERB) Derived from the word retard, an etarded person is someone who has slowed down intellectually, often permanately, from the effects of Ecstasy (MDMA).
"Yo, that kid rolled all summer and he's straight up etarded now. I heard on the news you get holes in your brain, that kid is living proof."
by lowcal September 26, 2005
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motarded

I dislike certain bands based on drugs and not their music.
by The Boy October 5, 2004
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emogarden

a place where emos prefer to hang out. These places may include Flinders St Stations, dark alleys, an emo's bedroon, etc..
These places are usually stained with blood, from all the constant wrist-slitting orgies emos have.
Flinders has turned into an emogarden
by He's the boxman September 29, 2006
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emotard

A person who has become so severely restricted in understanding emotion that they can no longer receive it or give it out. This ultimately leads to the shut down of the part of the brain that processes emotion and the person becoming totally oblivious.
My boyfriend is such an emotard! I've been trying to tell him I love him for three weeks now and he still has no idea.
by Jessica February 22, 2004
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