(ee-moe-ger) Noun
1) An unattractive and/or obese person who attempts to wear emo-style clothing.
2) The combination of "emo" and "ogre" portraying a person who thinks he/she is emo but is in actuality an ugly poseur.
1) An unattractive and/or obese person who attempts to wear emo-style clothing.
2) The combination of "emo" and "ogre" portraying a person who thinks he/she is emo but is in actuality an ugly poseur.
Emo Girl: Did you see Xkym (the "x" is silent of course) this morning? God, she looks awful in those tight black pants.
Emo Boy: Yeah, she's a total emogre.
Emo Boy: Yeah, she's a total emogre.
by Gyp Charlatan June 14, 2008
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Kelly was shocked and appalled at walking in to find Steve in the act of emogazuming.
Kelly was shocked and appalled at walking in to find Steve in the act of emogazuming.
by Artemc June 15, 2011
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An emotional boner. Being on such an emotional high that one gets a boner despite a lack of physical activity.
by Fas109er September 8, 2013
Get the Emoner mug.A beautiful,smart,bright girl. Shes a good friend and will always be there for you. She's super nice and caring.
by E.moneeyyy April 23, 2017
Get the emonnie mug.The name of an Internet-only game where you take control of various emo singers and journey to:
a) Stop your friends The Get-Up Kids from being screwed over (literally) by Steven Tyler of Aerosmith
b) Beat Skeletor so you can score with Rose McGowan
c) Stop George Bush from using Voltron from destroying the Middle East
Features such villians as Fat Ass He-Man, John Meyer, Creed, Dave Matthews, Weezer (complete with army of Japanese schoolgirls), Adolf Hitler, an army of dwarves, Jimmy Eat World, Fred Durst, Enron executives, Hulk Hogan, Steven Tyler (as an Alien Queen), and Barbara Bush.
ALso introduced the concept that all emo bands have ovaries, and that every third album an emo band releases is utter crap.
a) Stop your friends The Get-Up Kids from being screwed over (literally) by Steven Tyler of Aerosmith
b) Beat Skeletor so you can score with Rose McGowan
c) Stop George Bush from using Voltron from destroying the Middle East
Features such villians as Fat Ass He-Man, John Meyer, Creed, Dave Matthews, Weezer (complete with army of Japanese schoolgirls), Adolf Hitler, an army of dwarves, Jimmy Eat World, Fred Durst, Enron executives, Hulk Hogan, Steven Tyler (as an Alien Queen), and Barbara Bush.
ALso introduced the concept that all emo bands have ovaries, and that every third album an emo band releases is utter crap.
by crazyrabbits May 14, 2005
Get the Emogame mug.When a man inserts his penis into a girl's mouth after the girl has eaten many blue lollipops as to turn her tongue blue, like a giraffe. Also the girl must have an abnormally long neck which in turn creates a deep-throating experience like none other as the peristalsis movement of her neck muscles massage the man's cock. (Works best with a long-ass dick...)
Jeff: Dude, I totally gave that girl the elongated giraffe last night!!!
Paul: So I hear. I bet that neck could have taken a 14 incher!!!
Paul: So I hear. I bet that neck could have taken a 14 incher!!!
by Beau Knerr October 25, 2010
Get the Elongated Giraffe mug.emon is a great guy to know and hang with they always make you laugh when your sad. hes goodlooking and sexy and if hes with you loves you and is with you he would always stay by your side and love you no matter wat hes caring, loving and nice. has a great sense of style hes a pretty boy and he always looks good hes hot , sexy , cute is unique has a good personality he is just freaking awesome. he doesnt take shit from no one and he will always fight for the one he love hes loyal and great. emon is a beast !!!!!!
by babygirl3132 August 15, 2011
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