THE EMBRYONIC MANIFESTATIONS OF DEFECATION

That intestinal rumbling that occurs at the most inopportune of times, and is unequivocally indicative of a loaf brewing inside your intestinal tract.

While driving down the interstate, there was no obvious reason to take a pit stop; however, after approaching the sign that read "Next Service Area - 24 miles," then the onset of intestinal distress occurred, as I passed the sign.
I clenched my ass cheeks as tightly together as my gluteal muscles would permit, rolled down the windows, turned off the heater and radio, and asked all occupants to "shut the fuck up" until these embryonic manifestations of defecation subsided. Unfortunately, this didn't happen, as I unleashed with a rectal fury and shit my drawers!

by weave December 9, 2003

embryo

basically just an insult to hurl at people who act like they're five

oh my god you actual embryo are you retarded?

by zanek111 February 29, 2020

Embryotic

An immature idiot - usually of the Male variety.

E.g (Girl chatting with friends) 'That Paul is so embryotic!'

by Neve June 28, 2007

embryonic marksmanship

an anatomically correct (precision) dose of jizz, deep cum shot and/or "at will" baby making material.

OMG Carlos' embryonic marksmanship messed up the floor!

by julieday July 5, 2012

Embry

The hottest non-binary person you've EVER seen! Best fucking person in the world. A great amazing beautiful person who's interested into art and eventually wants to become a fire-breather, they like fire, a lot.

Ayo do you know Embry?
You mean the hottest bitch in the entire world? Fuck yeah i do.

by Cemetery whore November 28, 2021

Embryo lesbian

Someone who has a girlfriend for two years but doesn’t admit she’s a lesbian

(Before stage of baby lesbian)

She is an embryo lesbian

by Embryo lesbian October 23, 2019

Embery

Crazy, weird, funny, random, WEIRD person. Cool person that has good taste in music. Dangerous and tall person that can be scary. She hears and sees and smells everything.

Dude#1: look at the girl with the knife.
Dude#2: she's an Embery!!

by Fyresha May 6, 2014