Butthole Embargo

When you cease and desist all penial trade into your womans anus because shes being a total bitch.

The woman successfully shut the fuck up once the butthole embargo had been put into place.

by Bungholiocious March 18, 2010

text embargo

The term for refusing to text someone or reply to someone's texts.

Prohibit someone's texts; restraining from texting someone.

"Jon hasn't texted me all day. He won't reply to any I send."
"Oh, that's because he imposed a text embargo on you."

by Ch-LCD May 7, 2010

cock embargo

When an individual refuses receiving penis in any shape, way, or form.

Girl #1: "Are you going to hook-up with that guy tonight?
Girl #2: "No. The cock embargo is still in effect."

by MOtastic145 July 1, 2011

penis embargo

To not want a relationship with any man or anybody who has a penis.

You know what, I'm going on a penis embargo. I'm so sick of men.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 1, 2018

social embargo

When a group of friends decides to collectively cut off or limit contact and social interaction to a person.

"Johnny was talking shit about the group so we put a social embargo against him."

by BigFootV519 January 2, 2017

trade embargo

To prohibit ones friends from engaging in sexual conduct with a previous partner.

"Dude she's under a trade embargo, you can't go there!"

by Micro_P January 27, 2012

penis embargo

When a person decides they had enough of the cock and they refuse to allow entry of the cock.

Jane declared a penis embargo when she caught Jack cheating on her.

by Jonas Velouria December 7, 2005