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female ejaculate

a clear, odorless substance many women may produce upon orgasm. thought to originate from the Skene's glands adjacent to the urethra. similar to male ejaculate only in the respect that it is most definitely not urine.
The bed was covered in Laura's own female ejaculate
by thefemalewhoejaculates April 19, 2014
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Emokulate

/iˈmäkyəlit/ adj., n.

e - mok - u - late

1. To be perfect in every way and without flaw; beyond immaculate (adj.)
2. The ultimate, optimal, or maximum result; above the given scale of success (adj.)
3. Proper description of one who looks astounding in a bow-tie (n.)
1. This red velvet cake is so delicious--combined with the creamed cheese icing, it is simply emokulate.

2. Young Sam has performed at emokulate levels on his IQ test. We are considering him for early entry into Havard University, with a full scholarship to Harvard, and then to the business school, school of law, or school of medicine; whichever he prefers.

3. James is definitely an emokulate; that bow-tie defines his exquisite tastes in fine art.
by B. Roby October 8, 2011
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ejaculated

To shoot cum out of the cock through pleasurable spasms known as an orgasm.
I ejaculated cum in her pussy!
by Hulk oh November 23, 2014
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evaculate

verb: to expel semen that has been ejaculated into one's bodily orifice by another person, e.g. by defecating after anal sex, or by douching after vaginal sex.

etymology: hybridization of "evacuate" (as in, "evacuate one's bowels," i.e. to shit; "evacuate one's bladder," i.e. to piss) and "ejaculate," i.e. to cum, jizz, nut, etc.
After Bob nutted up her poop chute, Mary went to toilet to evaculate.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce

Guy: Dude, this ain't coke, it's nothin but baking flour.
Skeazy Dealer: Bullshit. This coke is the bee's knees. I got it from my cuz, yo.
Guy: Listen "bro", "Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce." You and your "cuz" can go fuck yourselves.
by Brazzell Dazzle August 24, 2009
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Ejaculate

<transitive verb>
1) To eject swiftly.
2) To utter suddenly.
3) To blow a full-on shed-full of baby-batter out of your jap's eye.
1) The pilot ejaculated from the aircraft just before the point of collision.
2) "Oh!" Thomas ejaculated, "That came as a surprise."
3) I have just ejaculated into your mother's vaginal crevice.
by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005
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Psycho-Evagulate

The process by which a female makes assessments & choices using her lady parts. Psycho- Evaluating the situation or persons based on how it comes into play regarding her sexuality or financial future.
Sasha couldn’t help but Psycho-Evagulate the hot new delivery man.
by ROBERTA FRAPPLES May 6, 2019
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