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Elvis Presley 

An obese drug addict that had an unusually fat ass considering he liked to gyrate his hips a lot. He stole rock from all of the little afro-babies. He's also known for covering The Beatles songs by shoving a microphone in his shit box after he ate a bunch of Mexican food, he'd then hover over the mixer and hit 'record' while the original song was playing in the background. His on-stage attire can be best described as that of a faggot Bruce Lee jumpsuit with sparkly tigers on it. There's also a misconception regarding the oversized. gold-plated rims on his glasses. They were not intended to be a fashion statement, they were simply in proportion to the massive frames constructed to house his fat-fuck head. He died on the crapper while taking a massive shit that was a mixture of barbiturates, booze and fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

There's also another obese musician that shares the same forename, Elvis Costello. Though he hasn't died on the shitter.
If Elvis Presley is the King of Rock n Roll, then Chuck Berry IS Rock n Roll
Elvis Presley by yannimyfanny December 22, 2008
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Elvis presley 

A weird bloke who died on the toilet cos he was on drugs.

Elvis Presley 

Some racist white guy who is the king of shit.
Best quote on Elvis:
"Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Motherphuck him and John Wayne"
Elvis Presley by ratratyet September 5, 2005

elvis presley 

Maybe the king of rocknroll but ain't no king of metal!
Elvis is more pop than rock actually.
elvis presley by MetalMade April 18, 2005

Elvis Presley 

The most handsome man in the world, the best selling artist and just a great person. I love Elvis Presley so much he is the love of my life and he will always be remembered.
Person 1- “hey have you heard Elvis Presley song Heartbreak Hotel?”
Person 2- “of course I love that song!”
Elvis Presley by elvispresleyswife September 12, 2023

Elvis Presley 

The hottest man to ever live. The daddiest of daddies. His voice can make any person melt and one look can make a girl faint. He’s got one of the largest and (horniest)fan base you’ll ever meet.
Sophie “I want Elvis Presley soooo bad. He could slap him and I’d say thank you

Mary “any era I’d take him. He is so fine. I want him to talk dirty to me

Sophie “I want him to do more than that to me”
Elvis Presley by greatgig October 24, 2023

Elvis Presley

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Evils, anagram, rock
The hidden irony in Elvis in Elvis Presley's first name his name contains the exact same letters as the word " Evils" once you see it, you can never unsee it. The king of Rock and Roll's name literally carries the word"evils" with it. Wow 😲 nevermind we still love him
Elvis Presley by Yoj April 23, 2026