Elton Jeans

Pants that make you look like you could be related to Elton John. These include skinny jeans, leather pants, or if even skinny, leather pants. They tend to have too much design just to make the wearer stand in attention.

Phillie: OMGawddd I just got these new Ed Hardy skinny jeans at the store the otha day and they are just delightful!!1 I really went out of my way to get these. I really like'um.
Mark: Cool story bro, so you got Elton Jeans...

by twanx1234 December 28, 2010

Elton

A super smart awesome genius. And no, Elton isn't synonymous with gay. No.

Duude. You got a 100 on that test? Y U SO ELTON

by gfagfafagafadfgahgjhjjhdghd September 3, 2012

elton john paradise

gay anal sex

I brought justin beiber to Elton John Paradise

by i'm hilarious, i know March 11, 2010

Elton

A strong man, who's genuine and charming. He doesn't break hearts. He's a really good kisser. It's scientifically proven, men named Elton are compatible with women with names beginning with the letter K. Elton is loud, cheerful and noisy but he'll make the whole world laugh. He's romantic and unpredictable. He can be confusing sometimes but believe his word. Eltons are not the type to let you down.

Elton and I kissed last night, damn it was so memorable.

by T.karisma August 20, 2019

Elton John

Sir Elton John= Brilliant. With both great music and a powerful stage show, he is one of the greatest musicians to ever live. With hits such as "Your Song", "Candle in the Wind" and "Can you Feel the Love Tonight". He was born in 1947 and went big in 1970 with the album "Elton John". He is still making music today and is as popular as ever.

"The Elton John version of Piano Man would beat the crap out of Billy Joel's."

by Stephen Hawking February 21, 2004

elton's delight

Another name for an anus. Name after the famous gay singer Elton John

I am gonna stick this carrot up my Elton's Delight

by LG1998 May 6, 2021

Tell it to Elton

A response to someone's complaint that they didn't get what they feel they deserved.

Similar to 'Talk to the hand'.

Guy 1: Dude, I total earned that money.
Guy 2: You broke the mower, ripped up the garden. How do you deserve anything?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I was sweating out there!
Guy 2: Tell it to Elton.

by TheCommish36 May 29, 2009