Elmo

Is a demon and you know it 😤

Hey there buckaroo it’s me Elmo

by SteveHarveyTV May 4, 2018

Elmo

The God of Toddlers.

All the kids in kindergarten worship their god, Elmo, the God of toddlers.

by Anthony W. Yochmann October 20, 2010

Elmo

A perv and a sex affender... and a fag... and a carnivor.

Elmo rapes and eats children in their sleep.

by Isiah paige January 15, 2008

Elmo

The sweetest love of my life MMWA

Elmo is the bestestestestestest

by pinky March 30, 2004

Elmo

Dudes and chicks that hang out together, either in couples or groups, usually to go shopping or have dinner parties, wihout ever actually shagging.

Something you need to avoid becoming when slow-playing a bitch.

derived from the 1985 Joel Schumacher film St Elmo's Fire

"Jesus Si, haven't you nailed that bitch yet?"
"No man. She's got me down as some kind of fucking Elmo"

by El Moses August 23, 2005

Elmo

The route of all evil. Comes off sweet, cuddly, and lovable, but give him the opportunity and he will eat your babies and molest you in your sleep.

kid 1: My sister got real quiet after we got my baby brother that elmo doll...
kid 2: Dude... where IS your baby brother?

by Tiger911 January 26, 2009

Elmo

a stupid red muppet on Sesame Street who ruined Sesame Street.

When I was a kid I was lucky that Elmo wasn't on Sesame Street.

by Stacy February 16, 2004