elmer

an elmer is what you would call someone who was made fun of during their younger years, this would not be because of the crulty of the other students, but because the child in question had brought it upon himself. Brought on by strange behavior such as the consumption of glue (elmer refering to "Elmer's Glue").

Melvin was an elmer because of his strange habbit of eating crayons

by cory sasloglou May 5, 2006

elmers

Someone that is gay or are high on glue(which is like the real definition).

Al3x: Man I'm 3lm3r!
P3t3r: Man you're high.
J4m35: Man you're gay.
P3t3r: Aw elmers.

by P54sors April 25, 2006

Elmer

a disgusting scumfag

Elmer is so smelly

I heard that he doesn't take any showers

Ew he is such a scumfag

by lancaster pimp jr May 3, 2008

elmer

a way to insult someone who has either a round head or is bald. also this person may talk in an odd dialect which involves using the letter "W" where the letter "R" is supposed to be. Ex: "You Wascomy Wabbit!" Also see Fudd.

That guy is such an elmer.

by joey paz January 16, 2008

elmers

What the Bukkake industry uses for spunk.

Oh man! Last night I got milked so when I was in that Bukkake video I had to fling elmers on her face for the money shot.

by Kancer978 November 15, 2006

elmer's

Semen.

Thinking about Georgia made me rope my elmer's all over the bathtub!

by pentozali September 23, 2009

elmers stick

When the lower region of the shaft of the penis sticks to the upper region of the testicles.

Yo dude, it's spicy out here and I have an elmers stick.

by moosecaboose26 June 11, 2011