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elightbars.org

A site mainly dedicated to warning lighting used on emergency and nonemergency vehicles.
Unfortunately it's overrun by mostly semiliterate members. This is substantiated to the fullest when browsing the entire site, especially the "Off Topic" section.
A definite pack mentality can be seen when otherwise coherent thoughts and ideas are presented to the simplistic masses.
Keep in mind most members are younger, volunteer low-skilled (not bashing volunteering), and from small(er) isolated areas (not that all small town people are ignorant).
One might question the presence of five or six seemingly intelligent members, unless they have a, "scientist working in a chimp lab", fetish.
The administration is often biased, and many of the site's rules/guidelines/links are unenforced/unused/outdated.
Two thumbs down to what could have had the potential to be a helpful and informative site.
(The following negative posts/reviews/ratings will be marked by breadcrumb trails back to elightbars.org)
I joined elightbars.org, and all I lost was my stupid diploma.
by norefute February 24, 2008
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Post Ejaculatory Enlightenment

That moment of mental clarity that can only be achieved by 'blowing your load' or 'shooting your bolt'. A lot of honest internal dialogue can be had with yourself in these moments....shame it doesn't last very long.

AKA: P.E.E. / PE-Squared / P-Double-E
'Damn, last night I got post ejaculatory enlightenment..... and you're right...... she was a pig!'
by The Urban Keats November 9, 2007
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Enlightened Asshole

A thoughtful, compassionate individual whose words and / or actions are indistinguishable from those of a self-centered idiot.
EXAMPLE 1:
That guy is such an enlightened asshole sometimes! He calls himself a friend, but seems to think that it is funny that I am loosing my job at BP and will have to go back to teaching. I hate my job, but that doesn't mean that I was ready to look for another one!

EXAMPLE 2:
Every day when I get off work -- all I want is a cold beer or two, but my girlfriend has to ask shit like "Does beer really make you happy?"... sure it makes me happy... for about an hour... damn, she can be such an enlightened asshole sometimes.

EXAMPLE 3:
My vegetarian co-worker had point out that there was "dead animals" in my chinese chicken salad today -- that enlightened asshole ruined my appetite!

EXAMPLE 4:
(a statement which might be attributed to an enlightened asshole)
"Yes, the hurricane destroyed most of the city, but perhaps the survivors will have an opportunity to start fresh and make positive changes in their life."

EXAMPLE 5:
(a statement which might be attributed to an enlightened asshole)
"Littering is not bad... creating trash however is destroying the earth. Perhaps we should let trash fall on the streets rather than allowing it to be hidden inside trash bins and landfills. This would at least remind us all daily of the destruction we are taking part in."
by Guru Crossly August 29, 2012
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enlighten me

Asking someone to explain what they are saying or have written. This is often used as an insult, implying that the person is stupid, or, lying.
"Oh, is that so? Please enlighten me, as to how you came to that conclusion."
by doug klast June 14, 2009
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Enlightened Centrist

When someone claims to be a moderate or a centrist due to a belief that both sides of the political spectrum are unreasonable or extreme. Typically used in a negative connotation.
Person 1: I refuse to join a political party because the left and the right have BOTH gone insane!
Person 2: Oh God, you're such an enlightened centrist...
by BobraAnn February 1, 2021
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Enlightened

Someone who is well informed, without prejudices.
She's in enlightened state.
by Jafje May 25, 2007
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elleigh

Elleigh is the most amazing woman you will ever meet. She kind to all that is what makes her different. The best thing about her is that she can make you smile white the wink of her eye. She is the most beautiful and funniest woman to ever walk on this planet
Hi elleigh
by Kranky Kayla December 19, 2016
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