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elementary school 

An introductory academic program that leads students through the first four to eight years of their education. It is here where tomorrow’s young scholars are taught the essential “three R’s”; Reading, Writing, Recess, and of course gym….but that’s technically not an “R”…. is it?
For a perfect example of an elementary school, drive to that part of the neighborhood where all the speed limit signs say "slow children at play."
elementary school by nethcev! August 24, 2006
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Warwick elementary school 

The sucky elementary that the stupid principal of 2019 changed it (im not spelling that long of the stupid principle). She takes people ideas that’s she shut down, she like to take away theme songs and make her, her own. And take away all the Traditions, and we all know that the teachers Secretly hate her. Oh and where detention after school is aloud and like a prison.
See that girl on Jamison road, I heard it’s Warwick elementary school and really sucky. I wish I would never be there

big shanty elementary

A boring ass school that can suck my dick and it got spiders everywhere you fucking step and Dr.Kelly the principal is a dumb ass bitch and she’s ugly as fuck
Big shanty elementary is a dumb ass school just like awtrey middle school
big shanty elementary by FerrellC February 15, 2019

Elementalite 

A type of gemstone of what the CEL is made of
Flavoured Pen: "So what are you made of?"
CEL: "Elementalite."
Tropical Leaf: *gasp*
Flavoured Pen: "You were a legend!"
Ocean Coin: "That's a rare gemstone, man!"

Faria Elementary

The school in Cupertino where only the smartest asians go. 99% Asian, and highest API score in Cali.
Whoaaa you went to Faria Elementary? Damnnn no wonder ur so smart
Faria Elementary by NO LYFE February 9, 2013

Centennial elementary 

A place where the teachers are communists

It’s the Soviet Union in a nutshell

Kids sweat over roblox and they have to share everything

The janitors are nazi
It’s worse than prison

It basically a concentration camp
Centennial elementary by Riffer27 September 16, 2019

James G. Blaine Elementary 

A small elementary school located in Chicago Illinois where boys can pull there pants up to show their ass cheeks, but girls can't wear tank tops. A school where they stopped teaching Spanish probably because no one gave a fuck. A school where a teacher had an affair with the principle, and where if you go there and aren't white, you are 100% whitewashed. A school where during the summer becomes a spot for druggies, hookups, a meeting place for before and after the ledge. A school with pretty shit track teams, and a school that you're only popular if you're pretty/hot. And also a school that hates nettelhorst and bell for no reason. But for good reason.
White girl: omg I go to bell what school do you go to?
Other white girl: omg girly I go to James G. Blaine Elementary
White girl: omg you guys used to have clout, do you wanna meet up there after the Ledge?
Other white girl: omg yes for sure, see ya later girly.