el chapo guapo

the short handsome one.

Johnny Depp is El Chapo Guapo!

by WarAdmiral May 8, 2017

El Chapo

A legendary sick cunt who answers to no one. Part of the well respected and notorious tripod trilogy, he walk amongst men as a god. He remains hidden to the public aye until is associated Huncho and Papi appear

Fuck! El Chapo is here! Hide your bitches and lock the door!

by PUSSYSLYER1 June 24, 2020

El Chapo

When you get a girl to blow a line off your dick.

Guy: Hey girl I just grabbed this Peruvian grade shi , wanna do an El Chapo off my Chap?

Girl : Does a bear shit in the woods? Damn right I wanna do an El Chapo!

by Sug4r Tits April 24, 2016

el chapo jr

A El Chapo jr is very rare something you will be blessed to come upon. He likes to play basketball and has no chill, fuck with him and he doesn't care. His grades suck ass tho but he getting them up you should appreciate El Chapo jr he could be a true friend if you are too.

Wow it's a real El Chapo jr!!!!!

by Elchapo jr November 23, 2016

El Chapo

El chapo is alive and his new name is Ethan just extremely ugly as fuck

So was up El chapo

by anonymous December 7, 2021

El Chapo

Inspired by the ancient tradition of gerbiling (the stuffing of a small rodent into a rectum) this is by far the most titillating thing one might be able to say in order to test the water for deep penetrative exploration and/or root out your local zoophilist community. This is by far the most perfect name for your pet gerbil (or other small creature) that helps to keep things spicy down in the tunnels of love.

"Unleash El Chapo, so that way he can clear the way for the pipe I will be laying later."
"If you start acting up we are going to have to rename your pet rat, and call him El Chapo, for all the tunneling he's gonna be doing!"
Don't forget El Chapo's treats or he won't want to stop the play session."

by LovingVD July 28, 2022