Eirikur

The act of screwing a sheep and a midget at the same time. The midget must be wrapped in a giant tortilla and the sheep has to wear a top hat. You screw the midget with your foot and the sheep with your head.

Rios "Dude, I totally eirikur'd last night!"
Erik "Yeah man, its awesome!"

by MedianPenguin May 15, 2008

Eirik

Adjective meaning "extremely talented but is too relaxed to use it".

*playing Toccata and Fugue in D-minor by JS Bach on a baby's keyboard*

- You are so talented, why aren't you world famous?
- I want to chillax on the *yawn* couch instead.
- Well you are sooooo eirik!

by Eggbabwe June 28, 2017

eirik mork

A eirik mork is a norwegian term that means that you have to act better. It is often used in novels and books.

If you want this realationship to work, you have to eirik mork!
How can you act like that, you have to eirik mork!

by Sakho12345 October 5, 2017

Eirik

Eirik is a sexy boi with a sexy girl:)

Eirik is so Eirik to day

by Gaysexilove April 7, 2018

Eirik

Eirik is the only specimen only seen by one man. Eirik is aggressive, he will paralyze you just to touch for all eternity until you are nothing but dust.

Watch out! It's an Eirik.
An Eirik appeared.

by TheG0DAmongMen February 27, 2019

Eirik

A dick head with a snakk penis

You such an eirik

by Potet jævel March 6, 2019

Eilikrineia

A loving person who is always there for you. Also, person who hates Alfred. Yeah! Fuck Alfred. I hate him too. I'm gonna beat im up one day. Or even better, I'm gonna beat him up two days. I'm gonna rape his mom's ass. Fuck his sister. Cum in his dog. Why is Alfred like this? I hate him. Elly is also a tiny shit that is cute. ALFRED IS A MOTHERFUCKER.

Eilikrineia: I be there for you, I promise

Me: Awhhh

Alfred: Awhhh

Everyone: Fuck you Alfred

(Sirens)

Police: Murders Alfred

by Nibius September 28, 2019