eggnostic

The religion believing that the egg came before the chicken, to which the chicken promptly arrived and beat the shit out of the egg, becoming the first egg beater.

"Is he eggnostic?"
"Yes i think he is."
"So he believes the chicken beat the egg for it arrived first?"
"I do believe so..."

by bitchmaster mc.mondocock. December 18, 2011

Drowning the Wookie in Eggnog

1) Masturbation

2) Bukake featuring a hirsute receiver.

"Jeez, when I woke up this morning, I never thought I'd round out the night drowning the wookie in eggnog!" said Legolas handing Gimli a new roll of Kleenex.

by satan'sballs December 22, 2010

Eggnog Nigger

A Nigger that steals eggnog and gets multi-kills in Halo: Reach.

That Eggnog Nigger stole my ammo and killed five people with it.

He called me an Eggnog Nigger because it's christmas and I stole his kill.

I can tell he is an Eggnog Nigger because his KDR is ridiculous.

by AndroxTwisted August 12, 2011

Eggnog Abstinence

One practices this in the weeks/months before christmas when eggnog is first in grocery stores. The idea is that you save the first sip of eggnog until near christmas, and the longer you wait the better it will taste.

Guy 1: dude you want some eggnog, nothing better than eggnog by the poolside dude to counter that summer heat!
Guy 2: You're messin up bro, I practice eggnog abstinence every year.....so thanks..

by WallaceNolanB November 13, 2011

eggnog and chill

Code for when two people go to each others houses during the month of December and fuck

“Elf’s coming on later tryna come over to eggnog and chill”

by Lilelftitties69 December 1, 2017

eggnog fart

An eggnog fart is a fart so rich and fragrant that it’s reminiscent of the Christmas food and beverages you have been consuming in excess. Can precede or follow the traditional Yule toilet log. which is another by-product of Christmas indulgence.

We were opening presents when my grandpa ripped off a big ol eggnog fart and cleared the entire room! He even put the dog to shame!

by Zozothecat December 24, 2019

eggnoited

A person who has a turned up nose or a smashed in face. The tip of the nose has to either be turned upward or the person's chin and eyes stick out further than the nose.

The guy on Clerks II in Mooby's who pukes after Randal gives him shit on Lord of the Rings. He's eggnoited.

by The Cannadys July 28, 2007