A tired bedragled old man. Bitter and jaded doomed to a lackluster life of apathy and self resentment. Victimized by its spouse and despised by its children, eggsacks usually succumb to cancer and being poisoned by co-workers.
by Bob January 27, 2004
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Friend 1: Hey bro! you see Grant?
Friend 2: Yeah bro! he shaved his head and is eggtarded now! shits crazy bro
Friend 2: Yeah bro! he shaved his head and is eggtarded now! shits crazy bro
by XxMaxWeaselsxX July 26, 2020
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A mixture of eggs, milk, and water, which typically comes in a milk carton. An easy substitute for real scrambled eggs, usually served up at breakfast restaurants all over. Just pour it out of the carton and fry up for "scrambled" eggs.
Excuse me miss, can I have my eggs scrambled, and not the eggwash?
Yo, pass the carton of eggwash, I'm too lazy to scramble up eggs for you guys.
Yo, pass the carton of eggwash, I'm too lazy to scramble up eggs for you guys.
by HuJia July 12, 2007
Get the eggwash mug.The act of an individual being stupid or it can be used as a adjective to describe a persons persona.
Guy 1: Dude, Kim Kardashian would be the best wife to have.
Guy 2: You're an eggass, man.
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Guy 1: Yo bro, she pretty cute but there's something off about her.
Guy 3: Yeah, I think she has down's syndrome.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean she's eggass.
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Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2, don't you think the Xbox One looks fantastic
Guy 2: You MUST be an eggass.
Guy 3: Yeah man that was pretty eggass of you.
Guy 2: You're an eggass, man.
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Guy 1: Yo bro, she pretty cute but there's something off about her.
Guy 3: Yeah, I think she has down's syndrome.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean she's eggass.
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Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2, don't you think the Xbox One looks fantastic
Guy 2: You MUST be an eggass.
Guy 3: Yeah man that was pretty eggass of you.
by Uhsiz June 23, 2013
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by Harmless Streams February 5, 2021
Get the EGGZAKLII mug.The act of rush that consists purely of eggmen. This can occur due to the stolen DNA of eggman. The deformed monstrosities that are left are the main bulk of the rush, however they are too stupid as well as fat to attack anything. This results in a group, or gaggle, of eggman Zerg all saying eggman rush repeatedly until death
by Gabin Fee February 27, 2017
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by Wordcorrector July 4, 2011
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