eggboiler

when you put your balls on a girls anus and she farts so they wobble.

she really knows how to give a good eggboiler!

by nonsequitur December 18, 2012

Eggnogstic

A mixed drink that combines Bailey's, vanilla vodka & eggnog. Similar to a White Russian. Best when served over ice.

I was gonna make White Russians but I ran out of milk. Luckily, I had some eggnog and was able to make Eggnogstics.

by Dale Wholphin November 14, 2011

Drowning the Wookie in Eggnog

1) Masturbation

2) Bukake featuring a hirsute receiver.

"Jeez, when I woke up this morning, I never thought I'd round out the night drowning the wookie in eggnog!" said Legolas handing Gimli a new roll of Kleenex.

by satan'sballs December 22, 2010

Eggnog Nigger

A Nigger that steals eggnog and gets multi-kills in Halo: Reach.

That Eggnog Nigger stole my ammo and killed five people with it.

He called me an Eggnog Nigger because it's christmas and I stole his kill.

I can tell he is an Eggnog Nigger because his KDR is ridiculous.

by AndroxTwisted August 12, 2011

Eggboy

The result of an absolute madlad or an absolute unit. An egg is a person who will be an egg they will look act and smell like an egg.

Girl: oh look it’s the egg
Eggboy: you like fancy hats m’lady

by Eggboyegg November 4, 2018

Eggboy

The 17 year old Australian hero (aka Will Connolly), who cracked the disgusting Senator over the head with an egg for making a racist comment about Muslims after 40 were shot and killed in New Zealand by a bogan supporter of his. For speaking out against pigs, he was punched in the face by the Senator and then tackled and repeatedly chocked for defending equality

Boy 1: Have you heard about the new Australian Hero, who is being praised by celebrities

Boy 2: Oh yeah that’s the legend Eggboy

by Fucking Catholic Aussie March 16, 2019

Eggnog Abstinence

One practices this in the weeks/months before christmas when eggnog is first in grocery stores. The idea is that you save the first sip of eggnog until near christmas, and the longer you wait the better it will taste.

Guy 1: dude you want some eggnog, nothing better than eggnog by the poolside dude to counter that summer heat!
Guy 2: You're messin up bro, I practice eggnog abstinence every year.....so thanks..

by WallaceNolanB November 13, 2011