A person that doesn't observe social distancing rules in the wake of the Covid-19 Corona virus pandemic of 2020.
Look at that enzer Jimmy Boy not standing on the social distancing "x" on the floor in the grocery store. Man ....what an enzer!
by JoeyBomm April 18, 2020
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by pussyanailator69 June 26, 2017
Get the Edier mug.A straight beast. Knows how to play his women and never get caught. Creates the illusion of being sweet, nice, caring, and loving. Secretly, he doesn't give a fuck. He just wants that poon and trust me, he will get it. Great at sports. Loves fighting 'cause he's good at it and can kick ass. Handsome devil but just because of his dashing looks, doesn't mean he can't kick your ass. Dude is a champ. He'll fuck you up. This guy is nothing but a boss. If a girl ever gets through to him and takes your emotions, marry that bitch 'cause she's the one.
Guy1: Have you seen Eder's new chick? She's hot as fuck. That kid gets puss.
Guy2: Fuck, I know. His last girl was the hottest chick in the neighborhood. Does he ever stop?!
Guy1: Did you see that one dude who he fucked up?! It was hilarious. Almost twice his size and he knocked his ass to the floor, like always though.
Guy2: Damn. I wish I was an Eder. That would be the life.
Guy2: Fuck, I know. His last girl was the hottest chick in the neighborhood. Does he ever stop?!
Guy1: Did you see that one dude who he fucked up?! It was hilarious. Almost twice his size and he knocked his ass to the floor, like always though.
Guy2: Damn. I wish I was an Eder. That would be the life.
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by tiktoktrend June 5, 2020
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*by not consuming alocohol
*by not consuming other drugs
* by not having casual sex.
Some straight edgers are also vegan(or vegetarian) but this has nothing to do with being straight edge.
Some edgers (the abbreviation for straight edgers)have become sxe (the abbreviation for straight edge) because it is "cool" but most recognise it is a healthy, mature way of life.
Straight edgers, in my opinion (I'm edge), should not try and convert people or force them into becoming straight edge, because it is a life style choice.
*by not consuming alocohol
*by not consuming other drugs
* by not having casual sex.
Some straight edgers are also vegan(or vegetarian) but this has nothing to do with being straight edge.
Some edgers (the abbreviation for straight edgers)have become sxe (the abbreviation for straight edge) because it is "cool" but most recognise it is a healthy, mature way of life.
Straight edgers, in my opinion (I'm edge), should not try and convert people or force them into becoming straight edge, because it is a life style choice.
Person: Hey, do you want a drink / some drugs?
True edger: No thankyou, I'm a straight edger.
--or--
Person: Hey, do you want a drink?
False trend-following edger: No, 'cause I'm like totally a straight edger and you suck because you drink. *gets out hand and shows large black cross* - for more info look up straight edge
True edger: No thankyou, I'm a straight edger.
--or--
Person: Hey, do you want a drink?
False trend-following edger: No, 'cause I'm like totally a straight edger and you suck because you drink. *gets out hand and shows large black cross* - for more info look up straight edge
by Neera May 1, 2006
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