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Sir Edmund Hillary

Were your partner lies face down on a flat surface to make a silhouetted mountain range,you find the highest point and proceed to take a dump on it ,then you masturbate on top of the shit to make it look like snow, and then put a miniature New Zealand Flag on top of the shit and say 'We knocked the bastard off'
We have been talking about spicing things up with a "Sir Edmund Hillary" but can not find any miniature New Zealand Flags
by pauliefire October 2, 2022
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Edusexual

n. a teacher who keeps using sexual words during lecture rather than the appropriate vernacular
v. (edusexualize) to enhance your dull speech with sexual words so that people don't fall asleep while you're talking
adj. describes a person or action that is edusexualized in nature.
adv. (edusexually) describes speech which lends itself to being edusexualized.
n. What an edusexual! I thought we were learning about comparative government and politics and instead our prof just keeps saying that we need to "thrust" our ideas into the future to prevent futher "cleavage" of the state.
v. At least I wake up everytime our professor edusexualizes his topics. Without it, I'd sleep through the whole class. Luckily, the word cleavage perks me up.
adj. His edusexual style of speech amuses me because I see a well-endowed girl sitting in the front row. Clearly he can't get her out of his head.
adv. Was he speaking edusexually on purpose; or was he simply distracted by her double D breasts?
by Kag December 28, 2005
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King Edmunds

A shit school where everyone can suck eachothers dicks. It has shit teachers who care more about alcohol than they do all Kesbian health. For instance, mr mvdudududududududu can fuck himself. like dude go suck ur nans cock. okay peace
Friend: What school u at sis
Me: King Edmunds
Friend: mf dies
by Suckmybun April 21, 2019
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Edmundo

An amazingly sweet kind of guy that is easy to fall for. He will always be there for you and understand your problems and is not quick to judge. He is an awesome boyfriend that will do the cutest things and always will make you feel special. He normally has awesome eyes and adorable hair, he is always perfect.
A Edmundo is a great guy.
by Sourpatchgurl June 8, 2014
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Edmundo

Edmundo is a handsome boyfriend that's so easy to love . He is very trustworthy and caring towards the people he loves. He has a goofy personality and is true to himself. Hes never a snitch and can be complicated but always worth the trouble. He sees a future for himself and works for what he whats. He thinks outside the box and is an over thinker but is a rare type of person. he cant be irritated but has reasoning. he is the best person to make memories with, he is unique. he doesn't make everything about himself. he can be a little annoying sometimes but I love him in every way he is.
edmundo: i would never love someone like you
5 minutes later
edmundo: im just playing i love you
by Rubytodayandtomorrow October 29, 2020
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emusexual

That man had sex with and emu last night. He is emusexual.
by SWP May 6, 2005
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emustating

when you state a fact about an emu

comes from a sweaty geometry teacher from Providence
Man, that crazy sweaty geometry teacher from Providence is emustating
by Donald October 3, 2004
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