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Noel Edmonds

That bit of skin between your nutsack and your pipe. Or your fanny and your pipe or whatever.

Total waste of skin, usually wearing an unatractive beard.
Walking along the wall on the way home from the pub, he slipped and completely knackered his Noel Edmonds.

What a cheg!
by ColinT January 9, 2008
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Edmonton

Capital city of Alberta, Canada. Has roughly one million people. Weather is quite weird.

May be known as 'Homicide City' for its huge murder percent. Also known for the worst hockey team.
Person 1 : Wow, Edmonton's weather is really wonky, today.

Person 2 : You crazy? It's wonky everyday. Maybe the wonkiness drives people crazy so they end up murdering people, thus our homicide rates.

Person 3 : How cruel... The only thing murdered in Edmonton is their hockey team.
by xkimmiiz August 23, 2011
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Jim Edmonds

Commonly recognized as the best centerfielder in baseball, plays for the saint louis cardinals. 8 time gold glover, career .294 batting average, hits for power and average, strikes out a lot, fast runner, likes to make dramatic catches all of the time, cool dude.
holy cow Jim Edmonds just robbed a homer.
by johnnie o'toole December 28, 2005
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Edmonton Bonfire

The act of defecating between a woman's breasts and then putting fire to it by lighting a fart with a match while the man teabags the woman.
I burnt her nipple when I gave her an Edmonton Bonfire last night!
by Skewed Visionary June 22, 2010
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edmonton oilers

1 of the NHL's great franchises that is making an incredible playoff run as '04 ends (despite sucking for most of the year)
The Oilers were awesome w/ Gretsky
by PuckYou March 29, 2004
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edmonton

Grim, depressing, crime ridden area of North London. Enfield Boroughs most dangerous place
person 1: I'm going into Edmonton

Person 2: Have you got your bullet-proof vest?
by n18 ruude boi April 28, 2005
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edmonton oilers

The best comeback team of 2006 to make it to the stanley cup. Also had the most entertaining games I had ever seen.
YAY OILERS!!!! :)
2006 SEASON - EDMONTON OILERS

-Being the last team in the western conference to make it to the playoffs.
-Eliminating the #1 ranked team in all of the nhl in the first round.
-Losing in a series 3-0 and then coming back to defeat the same team 4-3 to advance to the stanley cup finals. Then finishing the second round of the playoffs in victory over San Jose in the last min. of the third overtime.
-Winning the series against anaheim 4-0. Not to mention they were facing the #1 ranked goalie besides their really good goalie, Roloson.
by Ari Clemens May 28, 2006
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