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egosexual

Some one whos Really into his self.
anna: look, that guy thinks he's totaly hot
sopia: yeah he's a total egosexual
by suisidal teddybear January 27, 2011
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emesexual

Emesesexual is the kind of boy who really wants to hump Emese. Emese is kind of a woman. Emese is beautiful and apple.

Everyone should have an Emese!
I'm totally Emesexual.
by Huncut Kolbi 69 November 12, 2020
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ellesexual

Only attracted to elle. AS YOU SHOULD SHES SO HOT.
Mom, Dad, im ellesexual.
by slytheriddle December 31, 2020
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Eggsexual

Someone physically and emotionally attracted to Dr. Ivo Robotnik AKA Dr. Eggman from the Sonic the Hedgehog Series.
Person 1: "Damn, I wanna sit on Eggman's egg-shaped d*ck."
Person 2: "Dude, you have been sober for 2 months, are you actually Eggsexual or just have been drinking?"
Person 1: "The first option."
by Tomás Costa May 13, 2022
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Egosexual

An individual that prefers sexual intercourse with one's self..

No to be confused with masturbation. This individual would be a hermaphrodite or male that was exceptionally endowed for self penetration.

The process would most likely be achieved through bending a not full erection back towards the perineum or abdomen for penetration.
"Wow, you banged yourself? I've never seen an Egosexual before."
by DigitalCrapShoveler July 8, 2009
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eyesexual

a person who prefers to choose a partner based on the preference they have of the shape and/or color of the other person's eye(s). Can be viewed as a shallow factor by others, but the eyesexual person takes it as a very important factor in the future of their relationships.
i/ b/Becky:i/ b/ Omg, did you see that guy's hazel eyes? So pretty.
i/ b/Jen:i/ b/ Yes, I did. He's perfect.

i/ b/Becky:i/ b/ What about that guy, the one with green eyes? You should totally hook up!
i/ b/Jen:i/ b/ Uh...no. You know I'm eyesexual I already have Mr. Hazel eyes on my sights.
by LeezDeezAmy October 4, 2015
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Eggsexual

The Eggsexual System is a sexuality system for sexualities that can be described as "Unknown but waiting to crack open".
Person 1: Hey! What do you mean when you say that you're "eggsexual"?
Person 2: Oh! That just means I'm not sure of my sexuality, but I think I'll figure it out soon!
Person 1: Oh, that's cool! Thanks for letting me know!
by The Onyx System June 9, 2021
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