Elderin

Process of performing sexual activities with your vice principal to avoid being suspended

Guy #1: "Dude I had to go to Elder's office."

Guy #2: "How's your asshole feeling?"

Guy #1: "It hurts, he was elderin it for hours"

Guy #2: "At least you ain't suspended"

Guy #1: "yeah but now i got to join the football team"

by Muhammed Shabazz July 23, 2012

Edgerton Protest

A "protest" that occurred at Edgerton High School which was against bullying but in reality was because of a cat fight. The "protest" consisted of scumbags, idiots, swagfags, and the most ironic part, bullies. The people here either just wanted to skip school, friends of the girl who was in the cat fight, or they were oblivious to the truth behind the protest. After the protest people started posting on Facebook about it either saying the protest was a bunch of crap (the smart ones) or a bunch of idiots who were whining because the majority of the school thought they were idiots.

*Conversation heard while watching the Edgerton Protest*

Person 1: Look at those idiots out there freezing... this is all about the cat fight anyways!

Person 2: Yeah I know...

Idiot: Umm some of those people are my friends and this is fighting bullying!

Person 1: Then why aren't you out there?

*Minute Bell rings*

Idiot: Oh got to go to class! Sorry *flees*

by Person229 December 9, 2012

Elder Emo

An emo kid from the early- to mid-2000s who is now in their 30s and 40s but still loves the genre, listens nostalgically the old bands, and waits for the emo wave to come back. Elder Emos have jobs and family responsibilities but still wear band shirts and skinny jeans on the weekends. At their best, they joyfully encourage and promote the next generation of emo rockers. At their worst they hold onto the past and fall into despair while lamenting how the new music “just isn’t as good.”

Person 1: I just found my iPod Nano from 2007. Want to listen to some Circa Survive?

Person 2: Ah, I see you’re an Elder Emo.

by Thewholenineinches January 20, 2022

eddress

An address system for the digital age, eddress simplifies your address by turning it into a 6 character code ABC-123. Sign up for yours at eddress.co

Person 1: Hey, do you have an eddress?
Person 2: No...
Person 1:How am I supposed to find you?

by Jasperd April 22, 2016

Kevin R. Elder's People Vs. Potatoes

A Game where one compares specific peoples worth to that of potatoes. An individual must choose to never see that person again, and have any kind of potato, or choose that person and never get to eat any potatoes ever again.

Shelly: Okay, "Kevin R. Elder's People Vs. Potatoes", do you pick potatoes or my mother?

Kevin: Potatoes.

Shelly: Okay, how about your mother?

Kevin: Potatoes.

by Kramerk September 15, 2009

Elder McKinley

Mckinky; gay

“Being gay is bad but lying is worse!” Elder McKinley, the gay, lied.

by Dear_Zoe_Murphy October 25, 2018

elder goth

A goth who has been part of the subculture since it originally came about, or a goth over the age of 40.

Eriks dad is an Elder goth

by Solinium May 30, 2008