Ed Sheeran

Lad from Suffolk who has a few number 1 albums and songs and then fucks off for a few years. The cycle repeats.

Person 1: Did you hear that Ed Sheeran song today?

Person 2: yeah for the 13256th time

Ed Sheeran by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

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Ed Sheeran

Proper noun. Ed Sheeran is an english singer, and is thought to be a direct descendant of Jesus, or is thought to in fact to be Jesus himself.

That aside, it is confirmed that he is indeed sex incarnate, what with his ginger hair and voice like velvet.

Upon listening to his music, your ears will be blessed and you shall forever have good taste in music.

"May Ed Sheeran be with you."
"And also with you."

"In the name of the father, the son, Ed Sheeran, and the holy spirit, Amen."

Ed Sheeran by edsheeran/jesus August 7, 2012

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Ed Sheeran

He's bringing ginger back. He's up and coming like he's fucking in an elevator.

If you haven't heard of this angel, please do google him.

new studies show that ed sheeran isn't human. he is actually made up of 10% ginger, 30% sexy, 25% perfection, 25% talent, and 10% adorableness.

ed sheeran doesn't need an example.

Ed Sheeran by stuart camp September 29, 2012