Ed

That annoying guy that knows all the answers in class and reads every single book ever written.

Teacher: Who knows who the king of England is?
Class: (No answer)
Ed: OOOO ME ME PICK ME
Teacher: Yes ed?
Ed: (Says right answer)
Teacher: A+++ !

by Doggeeeee November 20, 2015

Ed

A little short ass who usually has a massive forehead and struggles to do simple mathematics like 1+1 also is definitely a crack head

Kid 1:Ayo you see that kid over there banging his head on the wall
Kid 2:Yeah he is a right Ed

by PenguinRisk June 22, 2020

Ed

1. The worlds loveliest, prodigious, incredible, omniscient, laid-back, running coach
2. A man capable of curing all injuries purely with knowledge

the worlds best running coach award goes to Ed

by arsenal4 May 14, 2018

Ed

The perfect man, generous, sexy, handsome.
Eats pussy like a savage, never quits.
Hard worker, manly. Protective.

Tends to have a dark sense of humour

Ed’s got that look in his eye, I’m in for a tongue lashing…think I’m in trouble, but I’m not scared

by Lauralye4 April 20, 2022

Ed

The last zombie remaining in a round of Nazi Zombies in Call of Duty World at War. Preferably, Ed has no legs which have been blown off by a grenade/molotov coctail. (occasionally a ray gun). The purpose of an Ed is to rebuild any broken barriers and take draws from random weapons box. (in shino numa it may be used in order to grab perks from other buildings)

"Watch out! Ed's coming!"
"I'm out of grenades!"
"ok you distract him i got a molotov"
"nice shot lets rebuild now"

by Mr. Ballloon Hands August 07, 2009

Ed

Egg Donor. A term divorced men use to describe their manipulative and pathetic ex-wives who provided them with a child and shortly after filed for divorce. AKA "Wilbur" "Permanent Nanny" "Leach"

Ed wants me to have the kids this weekend, but I don't want to disrupt the plans I have with my new girlfriend.

by kramerVSkramer February 03, 2011

Ed

a fag who loves penis; cock muncher

"dude that guy looked like such an ed"

by rollie:) March 19, 2009